I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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Yes, and they don't come any more simple than our beloved MB.
I have never lead him on.
I told him that I wouldn't even be able to kiss him...he said oh come on really...and than...OK! I could say anything...even eat a bowl of boiled cabbage and he'd be all for it...if only I would just let him do this and do that to me...just once. He'll even settle for just holding the vibrator for me....LOL he's a good friend.
Yeah I can't throw him a pity anything...I'll only create a monster. 
^Well, it is kind of funny, but also true. Having seen things from both sides, if you allow someone to achieve X with you, they'll think there's a real chance they might be able to achieve X again, and probably think Y isn't completely ludicrous since they got as far as X.
Better off just shutting them down entirely.
Better off just shutting them down entirely.
That's why whenever I meet someone unatrractive I always introduce myself and then tell them I'd never sleep with them. It's best to get that out of the way right at the start.
I knew there was a reason I wanted to check Misc before going to bed... my Spidey-senses told me that MadBaggins Season 4.0 would be airing! So begins another 1000 posts of hilarity ensuing and all around FUBAR.
I usually start with "Now, I'm not racist, but..."
I always tell them that I'll need a few more drinks
Oh it's shut down...because nothing has even started. He's not ugly..he's built well...but I view him as more of a brother. But yeah I can't ever do anything...this little discussion here has just solidified it...no matter what he says it wouldn't be good for him and then he'll be "up my ass" all the time wanting to get busy. I don't want to give the impression that he's just sitting around pineing for me...believe me he has not..he's been quite busy himself...the sex stories I could tell you from that muthafucka would get you all jealous. He has no problem getting laid...
I'm pretty sure I spelled pineing wrong. I mean that just looks really really wrong.
I usually start with "Now, I'm not racist, but..."
Surely you start with, "The name is Bond, James Bond..."
That certainly would have been funnier.I usually start with "Now, I'm not racist, but..."
Surely you start with, "The name is Bond, James Bond..."
There never is with MadBaggins...
There's real potential here for a spin-off show! You could go through with the mutual masturbation session as a short mini-series, sort of like a back-door pilot, and if that's successful we could order 13 more episodes.
I have never lead him on.
I told him that I wouldn't even be able to kiss him...he said oh come on really...and than...OK! I could say anything...even eat a bowl of boiled cabbage and he'd be all for it...if only I would just let him do this and do that to me...just once. He'll even settle for just holding the vibrator for me....LOL he's a good friend.
There's real potential here for a spin-off show! You could go through with the mutual masturbation session as a short mini-series, sort of like a back-door pilot, and if that's successful we could order 13 more episodes.
I have never lead him on.
I told him that I wouldn't even be able to kiss him...he said oh come on really...and than...OK! I could say anything...even eat a bowl of boiled cabbage and he'd be all for it...if only I would just let him do this and do that to me...just once. He'll even settle for just holding the vibrator for me....LOL he's a good friend.
Perhaps giving new meaning to the term "back-door pilot".
Great post, Madbaggins. And I agree with what you said about The Road.
Beautiful story, that. That doesn't sound like confusion to me, my friend. That ball of energy is real stuff. Chi. The life-energy of the Universe! It doesn't always happen to everyone. It's not uncommon, but nor does one come across it every day.
Sounds to me like more than a friend-vibe, for sure. Some communication is in order.
Thanks for sharing that story, it's a brave thing to do, even without the bi-curious vibe.
It's all about soul, man. Some people are able to feel that kind of love, that Spirit of Eros, for either gender. Perhaps most people. You're lucky. Follow it, see where it leads. As for the pain, I know this well. All I can say is, don't forget the spiritual element. Try not to be caught up entirely with "the want". Don't forget "the need", and what God/Spirit has to show you through this. God is Love. A sacred tapestry for you to see and contemplate. Yearning is good, don't suppress the yearning, but nor should you allow it to un-center yourself. Let it be what it is, and lay the fate of it all on the Four Winds.
peace out
Beautiful story, that. That doesn't sound like confusion to me, my friend. That ball of energy is real stuff. Chi. The life-energy of the Universe! It doesn't always happen to everyone. It's not uncommon, but nor does one come across it every day.
Sounds to me like more than a friend-vibe, for sure. Some communication is in order.
Thanks for sharing that story, it's a brave thing to do, even without the bi-curious vibe.
It's all about soul, man. Some people are able to feel that kind of love, that Spirit of Eros, for either gender. Perhaps most people. You're lucky. Follow it, see where it leads. As for the pain, I know this well. All I can say is, don't forget the spiritual element. Try not to be caught up entirely with "the want". Don't forget "the need", and what God/Spirit has to show you through this. God is Love. A sacred tapestry for you to see and contemplate. Yearning is good, don't suppress the yearning, but nor should you allow it to un-center yourself. Let it be what it is, and lay the fate of it all on the Four Winds.
peace out
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