I think I'm in love with my best friend!

[cultcross]

Brokeback Baggins!)

 

[sidious618]

Oh, God, yes, it begins again. Just in time for September sweeps, too.

 

[kimc]

And so a new season begins...

Hopefully there will be more cold stone stunning - or is it stone cold stunning? I keep getting it mixed up. I could also go for some ice cream...

 

[Mallory]

Another season? Excellent!

 

[MadBaggins]

Whatever you do, you must now go and stalk him. Go to his house when he his home, peek through his windows, watch him change clothes, knock on his door and run away, leave little love notes, by all means, the only course of action is to stalk him until he returns the love.

I think you are purposely trying to give me bad advice. The notes might possibly work though, if they are anonymous I could find out if he digs guys (other than that night when we were huddled and I felt a vibe, the ONLY sign he's given was when he said The Rock is handsome once.)

I have an answer. Get a girl and another guy and do some three way action. Whomever you find yourself pleasuring more is the answer. You find yourself finding more time stroking the dude than you're gay. If you spend more time rocking the lady friend you're straight. Problem solved

This makes some sense. But I don't know if it would work with just any guy. Maybe with a hot guy and a below average girl, but then the test would be biased. A hot girl is always hotter than a hot guy. But maybe I'd feel something unexpected...

 

[Cakes488]

As many of you may know, earlier this year I broke up with my girlfriend and really had to get away from my home town for a while. There was too much history there with my cousin, my aunt, my mom, the soap kitchen, my ex, her kids, her ex, that I won't go into here. Suffice it to say, I had to get away. So I went on a tripe around this great country (america) with my best friend Thames in his van.

It was amazing. The best experience of my life. I advice you ALL to do it. Just drop whatever you're doing and hit the road! You haven't lived until you do. You just don't know what's out there. You need a new perspective. I got that. I did a LOT of growing up on this journey. For it was not just a physical journey to the four corners of our country, it was a spiritual journey in many ways as well. I realized that I had made MANY mistakes in the past. That I had rushed into relationships, thought I had been in love when I wasn't. That I had been selfish. That I had treated people badly. One night I even woke up with tears in my eyes crying at the memoires of everything that had happened.

I can honestly say I am a better man now. Much better. I met so many people. There were girls, I'm not going to lie, but it wasn't like at home. I didn't get too serious, because I knew I'd be leaving town the next day probably. Thames isn't as good with the girls as me, but even he had a few. It was nice. But not as nice as my friendship with him. We have been friends for many years, but we got closer than ever before. He told me things, about his childhood, things I never knew or never would ahve thought to ask. I told him things too, things he knew about already because I'd told him before, but which he reached a new understand of.

One night in June there was a storm. We got lost. We drove off the road. Our van broke down. There was nothing for miles around. We couldn't go out, the storm was so fierce. We stayed in the van together, huddled for warmth. No, nothing sexual happened, we never would have thought of that. But I felt so close to him in that moment and I could tell he felt the same and we embarrassed.

Of course I coudln't stay on the road forever. I had to get home to see my mom again and look after her and get a job as the money ran out. Thames did too. I still see him a lot, but not every day like when we were living in that van.

And I miss him so much. I've never felt this way before. I feel more strongly for him than I did any of the girls I've dated. I couldn't believe it at first, I tried to ignore it, to repress, to scrounge it down into a little ball in my stomach and leave it there. BUT THE BALL FILLED MY STOMACH WITH AGONY!! I could not keep it down. I ached for him, phsyically. I yearned. Was it for his friendship? Or something more.

I'm so confused! Could it just be that I miss the van, the freedom? I would like to think so...but I keep thinking of him. I keep thinking of that night, of the storm raging...of how safe I felt lying with Thames in my arms. I think...I think I love him.

I have done mild sex things with guys before, but mainly just because they are easier to get into bed than girls. I like girls more, always have, I always fall in love with girls and masturbate over girls...but this is someting different.

There was one girl I met on our trip who stood out. I'm still in contact with her. I could have a long distance relationship, if I wanted one. I could have her and forget him. I'm tempted to. It would uncomplicate things.

What should I do?

Talk to him. Granted many men...(many) can't handle direct questioning and response but since he's your friend maybe there can be some honest exchanges there.

I'm in a similar situation...my best friend of over 10 years, professed his love for me a few weekends ago(again). I really thought we were beyond all that...but he broke down crying. I felt like a guy...I was like ... I know I know...but then my female side kicked in and I started feeling really bad and I just told him ...I can't be that person for you I'm sorry. He says he can handle it and he has for this long already....so I think we'll be good again for a while. I've been thinking of throwing him a pity mutual masterbation session ...but I think that would open a whole can o worms...(LOL so to speak) so I'm just not sure but I do think about it.

 

[Squiggy]

Whatever you do, you must now go and stalk him. Go to his house when he his home, peek through his windows, watch him change clothes, knock on his door and run away, leave little love notes, by all means, the only course of action is to stalk him until he returns the love.

I think you are purposely trying to give me bad advice. The notes might possibly work though, if they are anonymous I could find out if he digs guys (other than that night when we were huddled and I felt a vibe, the ONLY sign he's given was when he said The Rock is handsome once.)

I have an answer. Get a girl and another guy and do some three way action. Whomever you find yourself pleasuring more is the answer. You find yourself finding more time stroking the dude than you're gay. If you spend more time rocking the lady friend you're straight. Problem solved

This makes some sense. But I don't know if it would work with just any guy. Maybe with a hot guy and a below average girl, but then the test would be biased. A hot girl is always hotter than a hot guy. But maybe I'd feel something unexpected...

On the contrary. We would be the last people to give you bad advice. You wanna win his heart? This is what you do.

One night when he's sleeping over, make sure he stays in your room. Since you stay at home (stickin' it to the stereotype), also make sure your door is locked and deadbolted. Fuck it. Buy a ye olde timber of some sort so you can put it across the door in a medevil fashion. Then the fun can start.

You just fuck him. Right in the ass. He he yells "RAPE" and then runs away screaming, then you know it was never meant to be. However, if his Thamey bum quivers at the feeling of your cousin-molesting member crossing the threshold then you know he's yours forever. Then you can continue to rip off Brokeback Mountain and split up, get married to extremely hot women and meet up for "fishing trips up on the mountain".

About 20 years from now, you'll get into a fight and you'll end up giving a hand job to a random male prostitute across the border. Sadly, you'll die and Thames will go to your house and smell a shirt of yours.

The end.

 

[tharpdevenport]

As many of you may know, earlier this year I broke up with my girlfriend and really had to get away from my home town for a while. There was too much history there with my cousin, my aunt, my mom, the soap kitchen, my ex, her kids, her ex, that I won't go into here. Suffice it to say, I had to get away. So I went on a tripe around this great country (america) with my best friend Thames in his van.

It was amazing. The best experience of my life. I advice you ALL to do it. Just drop whatever you're doing and hit the road! You haven't lived until you do. You just don't know what's out there. You need a new perspective. I got that. I did a LOT of growing up on this journey. For it was not just a physical journey to the four corners of our country, it was a spiritual journey in many ways as well. I realized that I had made MANY mistakes in the past. That I had rushed into relationships, thought I had been in love when I wasn't. That I had been selfish. That I had treated people badly. One night I even woke up with tears in my eyes crying at the memoires of everything that had happened.

I can honestly say I am a better man now. Much better. I met so many people. There were girls, I'm not going to lie, but it wasn't like at home. I didn't get too serious, because I knew I'd be leaving town the next day probably. Thames isn't as good with the girls as me, but even he had a few. It was nice. But not as nice as my friendship with him. We have been friends for many years, but we got closer than ever before. He told me things, about his childhood, things I never knew or never would ahve thought to ask. I told him things too, things he knew about already because I'd told him before, but which he reached a new understand of.

One night in June there was a storm. We got lost. We drove off the road. Our van broke down. There was nothing for miles around. We couldn't go out, the storm was so fierce. We stayed in the van together, huddled for warmth. No, nothing sexual happened, we never would have thought of that. But I felt so close to him in that moment and I could tell he felt the same and we embarrassed.

Of course I coudln't stay on the road forever. I had to get home to see my mom again and look after her and get a job as the money ran out. Thames did too. I still see him a lot, but not every day like when we were living in that van.

And I miss him so much. I've never felt this way before. I feel more strongly for him than I did any of the girls I've dated. I couldn't believe it at first, I tried to ignore it, to repress, to scrounge it down into a little ball in my stomach and leave it there. BUT THE BALL FILLED MY STOMACH WITH AGONY!! I could not keep it down. I ached for him, phsyically. I yearned. Was it for his friendship? Or something more.

I'm so confused! Could it just be that I miss the van, the freedom? I would like to think so...but I keep thinking of him. I keep thinking of that night, of the storm raging...of how safe I felt lying with Thames in my arms. I think...I think I love him.

I have done mild sex things with guys before, but mainly just because they are easier to get into bed than girls. I like girls more, always have, I always fall in love with girls and masturbate over girls...but this is someting different.

There was one girl I met on our trip who stood out. I'm still in contact with her. I could have a long distance relationship, if I wanted one. I could have her and forget him. I'm tempted to. It would uncomplicate things.

What should I do?

You wouldn't be the guy from Holdfast's Confessional Thread, with the ... sexual exchanges ... would you?

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Wait till the kids in the Mc Coy/ Kirk fanfic community hear about this.

 

[SinglePurpose]

MadBaggins, you have no idea how excited I was to come in and see that you'd started season 4. I second the idea that you try to have a threesome with Thames and another girl. I nominate you bring your aunt in as the girl. We've been telling you to bang her forever and I believe you've previously stated that she is not attractive.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Wait, so how did the cousin arc end? Wasn't there something about a trip to Europe, too? I have missed a lot of episodes and I didn't catch them on DVR.

 

[Australis]

So the new season begins!

Ratings look good.

We have a few people here who may not have encountered a MB thread before - could someone post the appropriate links? ("Previously on MadBaggins...")

That way we don't have to explain why we may be a little... derisive with him.

To those who haven't seen a MB thread before, please read. They are Epic. If you've been to TNZ and seen the Great CW Fail, this is its competition on the other network.

Now, to the situation in hand. Uhhh, sorry, bad choice of words.

MB, if it was anyone else I'd be sensitive and compassionate. As it's you, I'll just say, find a nice girl and get laid.

Not a cousin.

Or an ex.

Or some random crazy.

Or someone who looks a bit like a TV star but doesn't.

Or ask Thames to watch some Greco-Roman wrestling with you, see if he wants to practice a few moves. You're into wrestling, right?

(Wow, see how that was set up 2 seasons ago?!)

I have to cover all options to create maximum advice ignorage, and therefore multiple possibilities.

EDIT: LINKS TO PREVIOUS SEASONS

Season 1: MadBaggins vs the Crazy Cousin!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=38292

Season 2: MadBaggins and the Rich Relative!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=47611

Season 3: MadBaggins and the Older Woman!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=70897

 

[Tim]

As many of you may know, earlier this year I broke up with my girlfriend and really had to get away from my home town for a while. There was too much history there with my cousin, my aunt, my mom, the soap kitchen, my ex, her kids, her ex, that I won't go into here. Suffice it to say, I had to get away. So I went on a tripe around this great country (america) with my best friend Thames in his van.

It was amazing. The best experience of my life. I advice you ALL to do it. Just drop whatever you're doing and hit the road! You haven't lived until you do. You just don't know what's out there. You need a new perspective. I got that. I did a LOT of growing up on this journey. For it was not just a physical journey to the four corners of our country, it was a spiritual journey in many ways as well. I realized that I had made MANY mistakes in the past. That I had rushed into relationships, thought I had been in love when I wasn't. That I had been selfish. That I had treated people badly. One night I even woke up with tears in my eyes crying at the memoires of everything that had happened.

I can honestly say I am a better man now. Much better. I met so many people. There were girls, I'm not going to lie, but it wasn't like at home. I didn't get too serious, because I knew I'd be leaving town the next day probably. Thames isn't as good with the girls as me, but even he had a few. It was nice. But not as nice as my friendship with him. We have been friends for many years, but we got closer than ever before. He told me things, about his childhood, things I never knew or never would ahve thought to ask. I told him things too, things he knew about already because I'd told him before, but which he reached a new understand of.

One night in June there was a storm. We got lost. We drove off the road. Our van broke down. There was nothing for miles around. We couldn't go out, the storm was so fierce. We stayed in the van together, huddled for warmth. No, nothing sexual happened, we never would have thought of that. But I felt so close to him in that moment and I could tell he felt the same and we embarrassed.

Of course I coudln't stay on the road forever. I had to get home to see my mom again and look after her and get a job as the money ran out. Thames did too. I still see him a lot, but not every day like when we were living in that van.

And I miss him so much. I've never felt this way before. I feel more strongly for him than I did any of the girls I've dated. I couldn't believe it at first, I tried to ignore it, to repress, to scrounge it down into a little ball in my stomach and leave it there. BUT THE BALL FILLED MY STOMACH WITH AGONY!! I could not keep it down. I ached for him, phsyically. I yearned. Was it for his friendship? Or something more.

I'm so confused! Could it just be that I miss the van, the freedom? I would like to think so...but I keep thinking of him. I keep thinking of that night, of the storm raging...of how safe I felt lying with Thames in my arms. I think...I think I love him.

I have done mild sex things with guys before, but mainly just because they are easier to get into bed than girls. I like girls more, always have, I always fall in love with girls and masturbate over girls...but this is someting different.

There was one girl I met on our trip who stood out. I'm still in contact with her. I could have a long distance relationship, if I wanted one. I could have her and forget him. I'm tempted to. It would uncomplicate things.

What should I do?

TAKE A TRIPE TO THE SOAP KITCHEN AND SUCK ON THOSE BALLS OF ANGST!

Talk to him. Granted many men...(many) can't handle direct questioning and response...

I'm in a similar situation...my best friend of over 10 years, professed his love for me a few weekends ago(again). I really thought we were beyond all that...but he broke down crying. I felt like a guy...I was like ... I know I know...but then my female side kicked in and I started feeling really bad and I just told him ...I can't be that person for you I'm sorry. He says he can handle it and he has for this long already....so I think we'll be good again for a while. I've been thinking of throwing him a pity mutual masterbation session ...but I think that would open a whole can o worms...(LOL so to speak) so I'm just not sure but I do think about it.

 

[Cakes488]

I just said I was thinking about it...I don't think I could really do it...besides if I ever did that he would never "get over" me and his feelings would only increase....I think. He says no but you guys will do anything to get us naked.

 

[Australis]

Tru dat

Cakes, go to my previous post, look through the other threads - I'm sure in your... current frame of mind ... you'll enjoy them!

 

[Cakes488]

Yeah I plan on checking out those threads when I'm sippin that ice coffee and enjoying the view from my deck with a big fat blunt wrap in my mouth. Simple pleasures my friend, as you well know...simple pleasures.

 

[TheGodBen]

He says no but you guys will do anything to get us naked.

I would never eat a bowl of boiled cabbage. Everything else is debatable.

 

[Tim]

He says no but you guys will do anything to get us naked.

Class.

 

[Starbreaker]

Just go for the kiss.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I just went over the previous seasons of MadBaggins. Good times, good times.

I hope this season lives up to the hype, but the ratings seem to be in decline.