I really want klingon food

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  1. WildManWizard

    WildManWizard Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    no joke. I want heart of targ, pipius claw, bregit lung with grapok sauce and gagh.

    washed down with either warnog or bloodwine
     
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  2. Lance

    Lance Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Who doesn't. :techman:
     
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  3. sumbuddyx

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    You could just eat some wild boar heart, some mealworms, chicken feet/some random crustacean for pipius claw etc. with a glass of fermented blood.
     
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  4. Dukhat

    Dukhat Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Just go to your nearest McDonald’s. The food would be just as good for you.
     
  5. Nakita Akita

    Nakita Akita Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    You can get tripe.
    I think Gagh looks more like Earth worms than mealworms. I think I saw on TV wear there was a place and the people were eating huge earthworms.
    Picked pigs feet are supposed to be good.
    Chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers can be had.
    In Korea you can eat dog, that's sorta like Targ, both are considered pets.
    Try some boiled bat in Africa! Yum yum.
    Or have some monkey brains or cat brains.
    Who needs Klingon food? We have all sorts of interesting food here.
     
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  6. KamenRiderBlade

    KamenRiderBlade Captain Captain

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    Half of the stuff they made to look like "Klingon Food" looks like stuff I can buy in China Town and cook myself.
     
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  7. KimMH

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    kind of want food cubes from TOS- I hope they taste fruity Star Trek food cubes.png

    or at least like spaaaace adventure
     
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  8. WildManWizard

    WildManWizard Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    looks more appetizing than the dyed celery they served in journey to babel and space seed
     
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  9. KimMH

    KimMH Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    Any color celery is unpalatable and yucky; even space celery.
     
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  10. WildManWizard

    WildManWizard Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    it's no wonder khan revolted and tried to take over the enterprise. He was just in search of better food.
     
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    Quark’s in Las Vegas used to serve Flaming Ribs of Targ.

    Those were the Glory Days.
     
  12. Tosk

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    For sure. Mealworms are used for Tubegrubs I think, and also whatever it was they were supposed to be eating in Conspiracy.
     
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  13. FormerLurker

    FormerLurker Commodore Commodore

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    Just remember that qagh is best when served live.
     
  14. Nakita Akita

    Nakita Akita Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Of course!:klingon:
     
  15. Lance

    Lance Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Lies. Gagh is better tasting than anything on a McDonald's menu. ;)
     
  16. KimMH

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    Hahaha. Closest I’ve ever come is when I tried to eat a worm as a child or so I’m told. I’ve not tried them recently.
     
  17. Australis

    Australis Writer Admiral

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    Come to Australia and ask for witchetty grubs. Can be served grilled or live.
     
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  18. KimMH

    KimMH Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    21C8B7D1-F3CA-4700-8E90-744BB0A5553E.jpeg Ummmm
     
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  19. CommanderRaytas

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    I'd rather have some kanar, thank you very much.
     
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  20. Herbert

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    I dunno. Hasperat sounds intriguing but the Klingon food, not so much, except for the blood wine of course. :beer:
     
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