I need dumb "super" powers!
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Mood Ring Man- He changes colors depending on his mood.
The Walmartian-can tell you the exact UPC and price of anything Wal-Mart carries.
The lyricist-instantly and magically knows the lyrics of any song he hears.
Senor Ding Dong- can produce any type of doorbell chime.
And one from Douglas Adams- the ability to teleport a woman's undergarments exactly two feet to the left.
The Walmartian-can tell you the exact UPC and price of anything Wal-Mart carries.
The lyricist-instantly and magically knows the lyrics of any song he hears.
Senor Ding Dong- can produce any type of doorbell chime.
And one from Douglas Adams- the ability to teleport a woman's undergarments exactly two feet to the left.
They do, which is why this is not in. I don't want excellent weapons. I want absurd ones.
Ah, now I get it. Perhaps they could rapidly grow long and floppy -- like hitting someone w/ a wet noodle.
Ooh, can I have that one, please!
The power to shovel. To shovel very well.
The power to break wind.... literally. I mean literally take wind in your hands, and physically break it in half.
The power to know the Dewey Decimal System... know it very well... know it like a BAWSS.
Oh I want that one!!!
Can change any breed of dog into any other breed of dog.
Can look at a person and know their exact date of birth.
Can restore paper that's been damaged in any way, e.g. crumpled, ripped, burned, spilled on.
Can look at a person and know their exact date of birth.
Can restore paper that's been damaged in any way, e.g. crumpled, ripped, burned, spilled on.
From the "I wish I had this power" category: The ability to cause cell phones to become a quantum singularity that swallows up the person holding the phone and then collapses in on itself. (Just came back from the movies and tried to enjoy True Grit whilst some punk next to me and in front of me decided they just couldn't live without texting some bastard during the film....aaarrrggghhhh)
I now have a complete list, and I'm finishing up putting together some odds and ends for the game. Thanks for all the help, and I'll tell you guys all about it. 
This one made it, sort of - I changed it from mud to "any liquid, two liters at a time". There probably won't be much mud where they're at.
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The ability to bring back Carnation Breakfast Bars for eternity.
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Lieutenant
Name: Samuel Marcus
Age: 32
Weight: 135 lbs.
Eyes: Blue-Green
Hair: Light Brown
Build: Average to Athletic.
Ability: Burglary, Research/Surveillance, Computer & Textile Sciences. He prefers to steal, confiscate, dissect, and/or duplicate sophisticated technologies and experiment with them to build his own "Iron Man" or "Batman: Beyond" type 'encounter suit'.
Inspired by Stark Technologies and Wayne Tech. in Gotham City, occasionally the 'for-hire' tailor / gadget-guy to various "meta-vigilantes" until he was baited and captured by S.H.I.E.L.D. and leveraged into working on alien "skins" such as Carnage or Venom, among other challenges.
He prefers to work alone, distrusts everyone. Has a personal weakness for blond female meta-humans, fast food, and cola drinks. Homeless, drifts from one homemade headquarters to another. Subway cars, RV's and anywhere else he can splice internet and other free services from public networks in relative anonymity until workers come to investigate possible sources of brown-out's or other problems.
Has no special abilities except grotesque farts that are notorious for clearing entire rooms, or his somewhat attractive boy-next-door image which enables him to occasionally manipulate people to give him what he wants. Money, opportunities, or to buy himself time with excuses. Occasionally reserves "toys" he's taken off aliens such as Skrulls and others after they've taken a pummeling, to keep authorities off his trail.
Prefers to stay unseen unless absolutely necessary to do otherwise. Desires work during the daytime as a retail stockperson in various part-time positions to scout possible points of access to electricity, means of internet access and identity theft via house-sitting, and food recovery organizations to personally stay off the grid.
Age: 32
Weight: 135 lbs.
Eyes: Blue-Green
Hair: Light Brown
Build: Average to Athletic.
Ability: Burglary, Research/Surveillance, Computer & Textile Sciences. He prefers to steal, confiscate, dissect, and/or duplicate sophisticated technologies and experiment with them to build his own "Iron Man" or "Batman: Beyond" type 'encounter suit'.
Inspired by Stark Technologies and Wayne Tech. in Gotham City, occasionally the 'for-hire' tailor / gadget-guy to various "meta-vigilantes" until he was baited and captured by S.H.I.E.L.D. and leveraged into working on alien "skins" such as Carnage or Venom, among other challenges.
He prefers to work alone, distrusts everyone. Has a personal weakness for blond female meta-humans, fast food, and cola drinks. Homeless, drifts from one homemade headquarters to another. Subway cars, RV's and anywhere else he can splice internet and other free services from public networks in relative anonymity until workers come to investigate possible sources of brown-out's or other problems.
Has no special abilities except grotesque farts that are notorious for clearing entire rooms, or his somewhat attractive boy-next-door image which enables him to occasionally manipulate people to give him what he wants. Money, opportunities, or to buy himself time with excuses. Occasionally reserves "toys" he's taken off aliens such as Skrulls and others after they've taken a pummeling, to keep authorities off his trail.
Prefers to stay unseen unless absolutely necessary to do otherwise. Desires work during the daytime as a retail stockperson in various part-time positions to scout possible points of access to electricity, means of internet access and identity theft via house-sitting, and food recovery organizations to personally stay off the grid.
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With mind bullets!
The ability to unban yourself when T'Bonz bans you.
