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I Literally Think I Am Retarded

I find it best to keep my women in giant glass tubes in my laboratory.
 
Get a friend to show you how to do it. Much easier than watching videos.

This advice applies to many things in life, including tying ties.


So, what knot do you use when tying a somebody to the bed? :devil:

Anyone?

Holdfast????

Use a slip-knot, so you can gradually work it loose, in case one person has a heart-attack or is otherwise incapacitated and can't free you.... ;)
 
I cannot tie a tie. I have been siting here for 45 minutes watching every video on You Tube and I can't do it. I can't get it with diagrams or videos or videos with mirror images. I don't know where my hands are supposed to be. The tie in my hand is never in the same position as the one in the video. I apparently cannot even tell my left side from my right side. I can't tie a Windsor, a Half Windsor, a Pi Windsor, a 4 in Hand, a 7 of 9. None of it. I am starting to think I have serious neurological problems.:brickwall:

I think you're overthinking this and making it too difficult. Who cares about the knot...just get her done (literally).
 
^ Use handcuffs, silly!
My thoughts exactly:devil:
Thumbcuffs will have the subject less likely to fight violently.

Do, however, always use cuffs with the same kind of keys law enforcement officers carry (shown) as that would ease the situation where help is needed to get out of them.
Also: remember to use the key to lock cuffs (not just close them!) -when used as toys- so they don't accidentally tighten beyond safe during play.

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So, what knot do you use when tying a somebody to the bed? :devil:

Anyone?

Holdfast????

Use a slip-knot, so you can gradually work it loose, in case one person has a heart-attack or is otherwise incapacitated and can't free you.... ;)

Good advice -the person in cuffs should always have access to a key and freedom of movement to use it when cuffs are in play!
 
Well if it makes you feel any better, I can't tie a tie to save my life or snap my fingers. So I guess I'm part retarded as well.
 
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Bondage safety!
A transom knot can be loosened fairly easily if necessary. Pulling and sliding motions generally won't loosen the knot, but a twisting motion will. Although, depending on the bindings used and how rough things get, they might loosen accidentally. As far as knots go, there really isn't a compromise between security and safety. Lashings that are easy to undo usually rely on the things they're holding together to not be struggling to stay tied.
 
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