I know the plot of Star Trek XII!!!!

[BigMovieGeek]

It took alot of analysis, but I've finally figured it out.

When Helmsman McKenna recovered from his lungworm, he was geared up and ready to return to work on the flagship of Starfleet... Only to receive this letter:

Dear Helmsman McKenna,
Unfortunately, following the re-crewing of the Enterprise, you have not been chosen to resume your position at the helm. Furthermore, during the distruction of the fleet at Vulcan there are no available posts at this time. We wish you all the sucess in your future endevears.

Kind Regards

Starfleet

​

Left with nowhere to turn, McKenna starts a downward spiral of booze and drugs before deciding to take his revenge on the one who stole his job from under his feet. Teamed together with the guy who Uhura took over from, they vow to destroy the Enterprise! And then... Earth!

That's what I think anyway.

 

[SalvorHardin]

I think you have something there. But it's incomplete.

At the end of the movie we learn who the real mastermind is behind McKenna and the other guy.
The words to be continued appear on screen and two years late we get :

Star Trek 3 : The Wrath Of Cupcake

 

[backstept]

Left with nowhere to turn, McKenna starts a downward spiral of booze and drugs before deciding to take his revenge on the one who stole his job from under his feet. Teamed together with the guy who Uhura took over from, they vow to destroy the Enterprise! And then... Earth!

sheer elegance in its simplicity! bwahahahaha muhuahahahaha!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Hey, i read about this somewhere.....i remember reading that when they board the Enterprise in an effort to take the ship, they are armed with nothing but high powered flashlights which they shine into the eyes of the crew, disorienting both the crew and the audience......

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McKenna: I shall leave you as Sulu left me, with lungworm on a soon-to-be destroyed world. Very ill. Very, very ill.
Kirk: McKenna! MCKENNNA! MCKENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

I definitely think that these movies would be excellent! ST XII McKenna and "Sir, I'm not sure if I can distinguish between the Vulcan and Romulan languages." guy! And then ST XIII Cupcake! He cannot stand being the subordinate to that dumb hick anymore! FTW!! You guys should get a petition going and send it to Abrams asap.

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

Well it looks like another case where the details of a Star Trek film have leaked out, just like when Spock died and the USS Enterprise blew up.

 

[Praxius]

It took alot of analysis, but I've finally figured it out.

When Helmsman McKenna recovered from his lungworm, he was geared up and ready to return to work on the flagship of Starfleet... Only to receive this letter:

Dear Helmsman McKenna,
Unfortunately, following the re-crewing of the Enterprise, you have not been chosen to resume your position at the helm. Furthermore, during the distruction of the fleet at Vulcan there are no available posts at this time. We wish you all the sucess in your future endevears.

Kind Regards

Starfleet

​

Left with nowhere to turn, McKenna starts a downward spiral of booze and drugs before deciding to take his revenge on the one who stole his job from under his feet. Teamed together with the guy who Uhura took over from, they vow to destroy the Enterprise! And then... Earth!

That's what I think anyway.

Or......

.... He could simply wait around until another position on another starship becomes available.

Or he could get a different job somewhere else outside of Starfleet.

Or he could attempt to appeal the decision.

Or he could wait until another no-name crewman is vaporized on some away mission..... that's always happening on one starship or another.

I doubt that story line would work very well.

 

[Praxius]

Hey, i read about this somewhere.....i remember reading that when they board the Enterprise in an effort to take the ship, they are armed with nothing but high powered flashlights which they shine into the eyes of the crew, disorienting both the crew and the audience......

With Massive Lense Flares no Less.

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

No, I heard a rumor (which I means I just made it up) that JJ wanted to take Trek a little more into the sci-fi/horror genre so the lens flairs will be replaced by tense scary build ups and moments that startles the watcher climaxing with an axe wielding psycho Kirk; "Here's Jimmy!"

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Hey, i read about this somewhere.....i remember reading that when they board the Enterprise in an effort to take the ship, they are armed with nothing but high powered flashlights which they shine into the eyes of the crew, disorienting both the crew and the audience......

With Massive Lense Flares no Less.

Criminal mastermind, that one.

 

[BigMovieGeek]

Hey, i read about this somewhere.....i remember reading that when they board the Enterprise in an effort to take the ship, they are armed with nothing but high powered flashlights which they shine into the eyes of the crew, disorienting both the crew and the audience......

Kirk: Mr. Spock, your analysis please. Are they high powered laser beams designed to cook us alive?
Spock: No captain, their only aparent feature is to be annoying. Being half Vulcun, I can simply put up with it... Unlike you captain... You took MY POST YOU RAT B**TARD!!!!

Enter plot twist. It was Spock all along!