I Just Found Out that it Was Just a Movie.

[archeryguy1701]

...since I have no idea what we're even discussing anymore.

I think we're talking about carpet-selling Anteaters named Sonia (unlike all the other anteaters named Sonja, who do it with a "J"). Would someone like to step in and confirm this report? Cogs? GWR? Someone who does know what's going on?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Could it be that the lost, confused feeling many of us feel about this thread is a precursor to the lost and confused feeling we will have after Trek XI is over...and we have nothing to show for our hours and hours of participation in threads like this one?

(by the way, I think this actually can be considered an on-topic post! )

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Could it be that the lost, confused feeling many of us feel about this thread is a precursor to the lost and confused feeling we will have after Trek XI is over...and we have nothing to show for our hours and hours of participation in threads like this one?

Absolutely. This simulation has been a highly-controlled experiment from post one. You have now briefly experienced a preview of the pandemonium and confusion that will occur moments after the film is released. FEMA is not prepared for it. I recommend that all of you buy a gallon of water and some cans of tuna now. You can never be too prepared for a nightmare like this.

 

[M'Sharak]

You can never be too prepared for a nightmare like this.

 

[Good Will Riker]

...since I have no idea what we're even discussing anymore.

I think we're talking about carpet-selling Anteaters named Sonia (unlike all the other anteaters named Sonja, who do it with a "J"). Would someone like to step in and confirm this report? Cogs? GWR? Someone who does know what's going on?

Well, the question here is will I be accompanying Sonia on a date to see Star Trek when it comes out in May 2009?

Anteaters are optional, of course.

 

[David cgc]

The original forms would, of course, be "carpet match the curtains" and "carpet match the drapes." Somehow, these two got conflated, resulting in the inquisitive gentleman (or lady) completely failing at being crude and misogynistic while being moronically redundant. An obvious tridefectica if I ever saw one.

Good word, that! Tridefectica -- I will have to use it, some time.

Be my guest. I stole it myself, from Scott Adams.

 

[Eternality]

Could it be that the lost, confused feeling many of us feel about this thread is a precursor to the lost and confused feeling we will have after Trek XI is over...and we have nothing to show for our hours and hours of participation in threads like this one?

Absolutely. This simulation has been a highly-controlled experiment from post one. You have now briefly experienced a preview of the pandemonium and confusion that will occur moments after the film is released. FEMA is not prepared for it. I recommend that all of you buy a gallon of water and some cans of tuna now. You can never be too prepared for a nightmare like this.

I also recommend some duct tape and plastic sheets for those windows.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Yes, but are the anteaters canon?

And do baby gerbils smell crayons eating juniper bushes in July?

 

[M'Sharak]

Yes, but are the anteaters canon?

They are. Look for them in the third act.

Sonia, on the other hand, is merely bad fanfic.

 

[Bad Bishop]

Don't ever say that within earshot of the University of California, Irvine.

Hey, I grew up in Irvine.

And, so did Will Ferrell.

So you guys are pals again! What a difference eight months makes!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

So you guys are pals again! What a difference eight months makes!

I fear that Sonia will come between us someday.

 

[Woulfe]

And the award for most random thread ever goes to....

[_V_] <- That's an envelope BTW.

This thread right here.

- W -
* Smirks *

 

[EnsignRicky]

Between Good Will and Sonia, I'm kinda torn between which one of them I'm gonna see on the ten O'clock news first. I wonder if this poor girl knows just how in need of a restraining order she really is.

 

[Good Will Riker]

^^^

Very funny there, Rickyboy!

She is just a girl I say "Hi" to at church. And, as far as I can tell, she's not into anyone at my church right now.

I can accept that. The last time I spoke to her 3 days ago, eventhough she and I were friendly to each other, there was no emotional connection there. Plus, I am 10 years older than her. You really have to see this from the girl's point-of-view. She is a kind, friendly person who is there to attend church and Wednesday night prayer meetings, period. And, because I respect that, I am no longer going to pursue her.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

And, because I respect that, I am no longer going to pursue her.

And with that revelation, the ultimate fate of this thread hangs in the balance...

 

[archeryguy1701]

Very impressive turn-around from the pretty obsessive laddie we had in here a few days ago, GWR. Go you.

 

[EnsignRicky]

^^^

Very funny there, Rickyboy!

She is just a girl I say "Hi" to at church. And, as far as I can tell, she's not into anyone at my church right now.

I can accept that. The last time I spoke to her 3 days ago, eventhough she and I were friendly to each other, there was no emotional connection there. Plus, I am 10 years older than her. You really have to see this from the girl's point-of-view. She is a kind, friendly person who is there to attend church and Wednesday night prayer meetings, period. And, because I respect that, I am no longer going to pursue her.

I sincerely hope so Willy, before things get too carried away. You drag her name through virtually every thread you visit. You've revealed not only her first name, but her age, what nationality she is, what her parents do for a living, the name of the church she goes to, what state and county it's located in and when she attends it. I'm just afraid the next thing we can expect is a hastily snapped picture of her from your cell phone. If your so God fearing, perhaps you should repent and confess to her that in a moment of total obsession you uwittingly released more information on her to the internet than the FBI has on Bin Laden. If you've finally given up on her, belive me it's for the best, because this does not form the foundation of a normal, healthy relationship.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I'd like to dedicate this thread to Tony Clifton.

Special request to the Moderators: If and when you feel that this thread has run its course -- and I am by no means suggesting that it has -- I humbly request that, rather than close the thread, you move it to Miscellaneous where it will live on in infamy. Thank you.

 

[Good Will Riker]

I sincerely hope so Willy, before things get too carried away. You drag her name through virtually every thread you visit. You've revealed not only her first name, but her age, what nationality she is, what her parents do for a living, the name of the church she goes to, what state and county it's located in and when she attends it. I'm just afraid the next thing we can expect is a hastily snapped picture of her from your cell phone. If your so God fearing, perhaps you should repent and confess to her that in a moment of total obsession you uwittingly released more information on her to the internet than the FBI has on Bin Laden. If you've finally given up on her, belive me it's for the best, because this does not form the foundation of a normal, healthy relationship.

The only thing useful about that information she herself told me when I met her is for you to take the time to fly all the way to my church, ask around a whole bunch of people who "Sonia is" and if you were to ever meet her, then what would you do? What would you do? You tell me, because I am not you with all those sick ideas inside your mind.

There are over 10,000 members at my church, and Sonia knows at the most 50 people tops. You are welcome to arrive at my church, and ask all 10,000 members to help you locate those 50 members who happen to know of 1 church member named Sonia.

Of course, by then a good number of people would get real suspicious why "a white guy like you" that they have never seen before would be asking for a girl named Sonia to a whole bunch of random strangers "at a Korean church" and alert security.

What? You don't have her last name? You don't have her phone number? You don't have her e-mail address, either? You wouldn't happen to have her home address, woud you?

Well, neither do I, because I do not personally know her all that well. But, if you yourself want to go out of your way to meet her in order to obtain all this information from her in order to further harass me on these boards, by all means, come on over to my church and start harassing 10,000 people. Really, you are bound to run into 1 of those 50 people out of 10,000 members, eventually if you keep attending from now until December 2009.

Of course, I say all that in jest, but at the same time you stop playing these childish games while repeatedly harassing me, while others do the same to me, while "certain biased moderators"[/i] keep tolerating such behavior flamed towards me...

Good luck finding her, you sicko!