I have a friend that blows stuff up!

[Jayson]

I think he does In my effort to improve my life I recently called this guy who was my best friend in grade school,jr high and even college. I called him and it went well. We are going to hang out on the weekend. I asked him what he was doing though and he said he owns a business I think were he blows stuff up. The phone connection was kind of bad but if this is the case I thought that sounds kind of neat. Have you ever been in need of a controlled explosion? This guy might be able to help you out.

Jason

 

[Mallory]

Are you sure he wasn't talking about his latest "girlfriend" from the adult store?

 

[Squiggy]

I could stand to hear more...



Wait a sec. This is Jayson we're talking about. I've already heard enough.

 

[Sephiroth]

you sure he doesn't just do wind-load testing

 

[Jayson]

you sure he doesn't just do wind-load testing

Well I am sure he farts but he wouldn't need to leave town from time to time to do that.


Jason

 

[Plecostomus]

Maybe he's the twit behind the counter that inflates those overpriced mylar balloons.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Did he specify "controlled" explosions...?

 

[Jayson]

Did he specify "controlled" explosions...?

Nope but I don't think you get paid by using the other kind.


Jason

 

[the Dagman]

Did he specify "controlled" explosions...?

Nope but I don't think you get paid by using the other kind.


Jason

Not true. I once knew a guy who got paid by the 12-pack for such things.

 

[RJDiogenes]

You can get a lot more than that in some places.