I have a dilemma.

[SicOne]

^ Yeah. When things go sour, it's usually perceived as a man's fault, anyway.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Update: I suggested to Curious Girl that she exchange PMs with Out Girl because "I think you two might make good friends." No word yet on what, if anything, has happened since. I'm sure I'll hear about it from one or the other if anything materializes, though. I think that's the extent my involvement should take at this point.