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I hate "chef"

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Or rather I hate that no one ever calls this guy by his name. Either one, first or last. It's always just "chef". Never "Chef Johnson" or "Chef Bob". Every single time it's "chef". Without fail.

Did everyone on Enterprise get together and decide to never learn the guy's name? I'd understand if they called him just "chef" most of the time, but over four years you'd think his name would slip out once or twice.

It really feels artificial to me. Every time someone mentions "chef" the only thing I can think is "there is no chef". Chef does not exist. The characters are not talking about a person that exists and that they know or have ever spoken to before, they are just reading words on a page that happen to refer to someone who cooks for a profession. Somewhere. In the minds of the writers only, most likely. A lazy writer who can't think of a decent first or last name.

If it's supposed to be some sort of meta joke it's not really funny. I mean, I guess it was *kind* of humorous that one time in the Catwalk when he shows up and is only shown from the waist down... if you're super starved for humor, it's passable.

But if the writers didn't want to spend five minutes on getting together and deciding what the guy's name is, they maybe shouldn't have kept having the rest o the characters talk about him constantly, because every time they have the characters talk about an alleged element of their environment that so plainly doesn't exist, it kind of damages the illusion of the show.

Either that or everyone hates the guy and has decided to shun him as much as possible.
 
I didn't mind so much, but it did feel like something that was funnier to the people making the show than it was to the poeple watching. It's (IMO) definitely not done as well as the "Morn is loquacious" bit on DS9.
 
See, Morn was the guy's name, so it makes more sense to me that people would call him that routinely. It does make sense that a chef would get called chef, but maybe when he's part of a crew that spends years and years together out in space and they see each other every day, someone might throw in a name now and then out of familiarity or affection?

I am definitely putting my foot down and sticking up for the fictional chef of Enterprise. Guy deserved a little more personal recognition.
 
I like "Chef". It does actually say a lot about his personality. Apart from denoting that he is all about cooking, it also suggests a bit of a hard-ass who people are afraid to address in an informal way.
 
Had they managed to do the planned payoff episode - where we meet Chef and he's William Shatner, who Daniels recruits to stand in for Kirk at some important moment in history - it would have been awesome.
 
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Maybe "Chef" has been his nickname since he was a wee baby. He's a more pretentious version of Earl Holliman's "Cookie" character from Forbidden Planet, but not as funny.
 
The "C" stands for "Culinary". :rofl:

Or "Cookie".
That's good enough for me. :techman:
Had they managed to do the planned payoff episode - where we meet Chef and he's William Shatner, who Daniels recruits to stand in for Kirk at some important moment in history - it would have been awesome.
Yes. Especially if that important moment had been when he got stuck in the Nexus. It would explain who the heck Antonia is, anyway.
 
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