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I gave my boss a lap dance

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I am now famous across two states as the guy who gave our boss a lap dance. My name is going into our "Good Deed" box for rescuing Courtney from a creepy, drunk old man.

That is my story. :p

And a very good story it was. :lol:

Is it going to go on your CV? "Will occasionally administer lap dances to boss, though only when boss is drunkenly doing same beforehand".

I think that one goes under "experienced in interpersonal communications."
 
I am now famous across two states as the guy who gave our boss a lap dance. My name is going into our "Good Deed" box for rescuing Courtney from a creepy, drunk old man.

That is my story. :p

And a very good story it was. :lol:

Is it going to go on your CV? "Will occasionally administer lap dances to boss, though only when boss is drunkenly doing same beforehand".

I think that one goes under "experienced in interpersonal communications."

"Skilled at open body language. Amenable to flexible working practices."
 
I thought sideboob isn't allowed on tbbs?

Think found a loophole by being a dude. It's a weird double-standard.

Bloody sexism, seriously!

ETA: It's funny. In Germany it's the other way around. You can get in trouble for public nudity if it disturbs the peace but ONLY if you're a guy.

The law specifically mentions men and not women. It probably just exists to make sure that silly guys can't jump out of a bush to show their dicks to unsuspecting women.

Having said that: In Germany... anything goes, really. :p
 
This is why I don't drink at the company Christmas party... save it for the afterparty.
 
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