I finally named my penis...

[T'Baio]

I took him out last night to go to the bathroom. He just laid there.

On a positive note, when we woke up this morning, he was stretched straight out - in other words, he was "out of his shell!" That disappeared as soon as he woke up though, which was sad.

He's making positive movements though - exploring the apartment, looking up at my face, etc.

I clipped a lot of hair out of it last night and this morning.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Hairy little thing, isn't it?

 

[Roshi]

So Conan, what is best in life?

 

[John Picard]

It took a long time, but a month ago, I decided to call him "Conan."

Not as in "the barbarian," but as in "the late night talk show host."

Now that I've named him, I can finally give him some attention. You see, he was the victim of neglect - up until a month ago, when he was rescued, he had rarely left a cage, been petted, or interacted with. I say rarely because I don't feel I can honestly say never, but he acts like never. If you sit him in your lap, he will lay down as small as possible against you.

I hope he starts to become friendlier now that I have something to call him.

Isn't this the member that you "broke" while gettin' some?

 

[TheSeeker]

I really shouldn't have clicked on this thread...

 

[Plecostomus]

I really shouldn't have clicked on this thread...

*passes over bottle of Emergency Gin* Take a swig and pass it on.

 

[Misfit Toy]

I'm afraid of what may happen if he decides that his penis should be armed...

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm afraid of what may happen if he decides that his penis should be armed...

Could go off half-cocked---no I refuse to apologize for that.

 

[Mallory]

Conan would always be loaded.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Not as in "the barbarian," but as in "the late night talk show host."

I assume this is because he's skinny, has a shock of red hair and self esteem issues?

Ouch, burn

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

There are various creams for that.

 

[Plecostomus]

Recommend one then?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

So Conan, what is best in life?

But what about the bit about the lamentations of the women? I think Conan's doing it wrong...

 

[BigFoot]

Now that I've named him, I can finally give him some attention. You see, he was the victim of neglect

Sorry, but I'm not buyin' this remark at all.

This from the guy who, four or five years ago informed me that he'd nicknamed his girlfriend "Deep Space Nine".

 

[tharpdevenport]

Hum, I have never named my penis. In fact, I have no desire to do so.


I wonder if there has ever been a poll of guys and what they name their penis, to see what the most popular name is.

 

[DeafPoet]

I've had others name my penis. I was never really down with it though. There's something inherently creepy about it.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Now that I've named him, I can finally give him some attention. You see, he was the victim of neglect

Sorry, but I'm not buyin' this remark at all.

This from the guy who, four or five years ago informed me that he'd nicknamed his girlfriend "Deep Space Nine".

She must have had quite attractive docking pylons...

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

But did you write it a letter?

 

[BigFoot]

It's funny, I knew what that was gonna be before I even clicked the link.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

He's a funny man.