I fear the girl in the apartment next to mine is an idiot.

[Trekker4747]

NO, NO, NO! You don't even want their to be the slightest accidental chance she'll reproduce.

There is always the BACK door...if you know what I mean.

It sounds like T'Baio was already suggesting that.

Ew.

 

[NickInABox]

Bahahaha. This thread = win

 

[JonathonWally]

Is she blond Trekker?

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Observation shows that she regularly does not retrieve her dog's deifications.

Her dog drops God-like shits, and she doesn't retrieve them? Wow. You should pick them up and sell them on eBay.

Thank you. Your wording of that was much better than what I came up with.

 

[Brian]

It went through several iterations, like maybe she's a dog-worshipping cultist since her dog shits God, plays on words like "worshit", "I am the Beginning and I come from the End", and "no doo-doos before Me". The possibilities are endless.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

^ worshit

 

[sidious618]

I have to agree with my esteemed collegues. Do her.

 

[Trekker4747]

Is she blond Trekker?

Brownish red.

Observation shows that she regularly does not retrieve her dog's deifications.

Her dog drops God-like shits, and she doesn't retrieve them? Wow. You should pick them up and sell them on eBay.

Shit.

Spell-check does me in, again.

:shakes fist:

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I was only half way through the list when it became obvious Trekker has a latent attraction to this girl. Trekkers got a girlfriend! Trekkers got a girlfriend! Go ahead and ask her out.

 

[Trekker4747]

I was only half way through the list when it became obvious Trekker has a latent attraction to this girl. Trekkers got a girlfriend! Trekkers got a girlfriend! Go ahead and ask her out.

 

[FordSVT]

So you gonna ask her out or not?

Maybe, but only after asking us all about it in three different threads, and it won't happen until late July.

 

[sidious618]

Don't ask her out. Just go up to her door and tell her about how you stepped in her dog shit. She'll be apologetic and then say that the only way you can forgive her is if you two fornicate. It's part of your culture and she shouldn't want to be a racist about the matter.

 

[Data Holmes]

This is an odd thread...

 

[BigFoot]

^ It's entertaining as hell is what it is.

 

[Trekker4747]

So you gonna ask her out or not?

Maybe, but only after asking us all about it in three different threads, and it won't happen until late July.

 

[Praetor]

I was sold when "popular music" was mentioned in the OP.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

I think you spend an inordinate amount of time observing her. That's what I think. That being said she's probably an idiot.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

"Idiot" seems a bit strong. She just sounds lazy to me. Might be good for a fuck, but not responsible enough to be relationship material.

 

[SalvorHardin]

I don't know if she's an idiot but i think the guy in the apartment next to hers spends too much time observing and writing about her.

It's kind of fun though so keep stalking

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

Sounds like you're a character in "The Big Bang Theory".