I don't mean to alarm you...

[JuanBolio]

This is a bit long, but it is the Best Email Scammer Takedown EVAR

When he receives a 419, as they're called, a guy replies as if he's living in a Cthulhu Mythos story. Truly one of the funniest things I've read on the net (and I've been to TNZ!). It is worth your time, especially the end.

http://web.archive.org/web/20060221012400/http://www.geocities.com/steerp1ke/David_Ehi.html

I loved this... thanks!

 

[Nardpuncher]

I'm the 1,000,000th visitor to about 10 websites!

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I'm just poor and no one wants to give me shit!

 

[Aurian]

I'm the 1,000,000th visitor to about 10 websites!

Me TOO!!

What are the odds..

 

[cultcross]

I'm the 1,000,000th visitor to about 10 websites!

Me TOO!!

What are the odds..

http://xkcd.com/570/

 

[Skywalker]

So, this happened because you continued a chain letter and received good luck because of it, right?

 

[Trekker4747]

So, this happened because you continued a chain letter and received good luck because of it, right?

Probably, I also found a really great penis enlargment pill.

It tastes like candy.

 

[StolenThunder]

Congratulations, you may have won a MASSIVE YACHT.

 

[RandyS]

I'm just poor and no one wants to give me shit!

Nope. They just want you to send them money you can't afford.

 

[RandyS]

I'm the 1,000,000th visitor to about 10 websites!

You can't be. I am!