I did several manly rituals the past two weeks!

[Jayson]

I'm not talking just about masturbation. I do that all the time so that is pretty much a normal everyday thing for me. First I hung out at my friends house. This is the friend I have been talking to and going to see movies and whatnot, after we hadn't seen each other for along time. We watched sports and made several sexual refrences about women whenver a sexy looking one would show up on the tv.

The next day I changed a light inside my truck. It's one of those roof lifgts that you can turn on , while driving. I usally don't know how to fix anything but I recalled how to do it and was able to take off the cover and put a new bulb in and everything.

I helped jump start my mom's car. Granted I almost screamed like a girl when I droped the cables on the ground and sparks went off but I eventually got the job done.

Last night I went to a strip club with my friend. First time I have ever been to a place like that. Granted I did feel I was in one of those movie scenes were the hero has to come to place like that and beat up a lackey so he can eventually catch the main villian but it was fun. Granted I did loose some manly points for drinking Diet Pepise since I don't drink alchol.

Overall I think I did well. Several manly things. Only one girl scream,diet pepsi, and a also used a pink strawl to kind of pull down my manly score.

Also i asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise. She said yes. Granted I don't know how much credit i deserve for this. Alot of credit has to go to poop. She is in the army and works at the main gate as a guard. I had to go really bad and I was holding it in until I could get to a restroom, so I wasn't thinking straight and for once I did something I wanted to do, without letting my fear of being rejected get in the way and talking me out of it.

Jason

 

[sidious618]

You, sir, are a god among mere men.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Yay poop. Let us know how the date goes.

 

[Mallory]

Also i asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise. She said yes.

Score:

Jayson - 1
Trekker - 0

 

[RoJoHen]

Also i asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise. She said yes.

Score:

Jayson - 1
Trekker - 0

Ooooooooooh, buuuuuuuuuuurn.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I'm not talking just about masturbation. I do that all the time so that is pretty much a normal everyday thing for me. First I hung out at my friends house. This is the friend I have been talking to and going to see movies and whatnot, after we hadn't seen each other for along time. We watched sports and made several sexual refrences about women whenver a sexy looking one would show up on the tv.

The next day I changed a light inside my truck. It's one of those roof lifgts that you can turn on , while driving. I usally don't know how to fix anything but I recalled how to do it and was able to take off the cover and put a new bulb in and everything.

I helped jump start my mom's car. Granted I almost screamed like a girl when I droped the cables on the ground and sparks went off but I eventually got the job done.

Last night I went to a strip club with my friend. First time I have ever been to a place like that. Granted I did feel I was in one of those movie scenes were the hero has to come to place like that and beat up a lackey so he can eventually catch the main villian but it was fun. Granted I did loose some manly points for drinking Diet Pepise since I don't drink alchol.

Overall I think I did well. Several manly things. Only one girl scream,diet pepsi, and a also used a pink strawl to kind of pull down my manly score.

Also i asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise. She said yes. Granted I don't know how much credit i deserve for this. Alot of credit has to go to poop. She is in the army and works at the main gate as a guard. I had to go really bad and I was holding it in until I could get to a restroom, so I wasn't thinking straight and for once I did something I wanted to do, without letting my fear of being rejected get in the way and talking me out of it.

Jason

How ironic, I jump started a car for the first time this week too. I was always scared that situation would come up because I am not good at those hands on things. I thought it was going to be difficult, but after I read the manual the procedure was very easy. I didn't do it correctly the first time, but I tried it the second time and got the ignition to turn over. Of course the fact that the car died right after that because it tuns out it didn't need to be jump started but instead needed $600 in repair work including a new alternator put a little damper on my celebration. But still if ever I encounter a car that just needs a jump start I can do it.

Oh and last time I was in a strip club I got a blow job so you're going to have to work on that one.

 

[Messianni]

Also i asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise. She said yes.

Score:

Jayson - 1
Trekker - 0

Ouch!

 

[FPAlpha]

Just wait til you get to house work.. hammering in nails, drilling holes, sawing off wooden planks etc..

The possibilities for self mutilation vs heroic grunting and chest beating are endless!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Jayson, I am disappointed that you have given up your individuality and succumbed to archaic macho stereotypes.

Anyway, I've done all that stuff, except for the strip club.

 

[RoJoHen]

I've gone to a couple strip clubs. I don't find them very entertaining. In fact, I tend to find them incredibly depressing.

There's nothing quite like watching naked girls dancing around with stab wounds and C-section scars.

 

[Jayson]

Jayson, I am disappointed that you have given up your individuality and succumbed to archaic macho stereotypes.

Anyway, I've done all that stuff, except for the strip club.

Well I at least was observant that I was engaging cliched manly behavior and was able to view it through the eyes of nerdy ironic-detachment. Granted that is kind of how I always look at the world. Like I am not apart of it so much as viewing it from a distance. I mean it is fun but I never really feel like I fit in. I'm trying to change that somewhat but it's hard when you go to a strip club and part of you are looking at the stage and wondering why one girl gets a pole and the other gets the circle-spinning thing to do. Also I noticed some of the girls would climb up on on these railing things and I am sitting not kind of ashamed that these strippers are proably stronger than me. I couldn't do a chin-up if my life depended on it and there doing all these athletic things. Also is it me or am I the only one who finds sexy behavior alot of times to be more funny than sexy? Reminds me of the time I was doing phone sex with this one girl. The very idea of me being sexy, almost feels like a joke.

Jason

 

[TheSeeker]

Yay poop.

Is there anything it can't do?

 

[RoJoHen]

Yay poop.

Is there anything it can't do?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...probably.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

I'm not talking just about masturbation. I do that all the time so that is pretty much a normal everyday thing for me. First I hung out at my friends house. This is the friend I have been talking to and going to see movies and whatnot, after we hadn't seen each other for along time. We watched sports and made several sexual refrences about women whenver a sexy looking one would show up on the tv.

The next day I changed a light inside my truck. It's one of those roof lifgts that you can turn on , while driving. I usally don't know how to fix anything but I recalled how to do it and was able to take off the cover and put a new bulb in and everything.

I helped jump start my mom's car. Granted I almost screamed like a girl when I droped the cables on the ground and sparks went off but I eventually got the job done.

Last night I went to a strip club with my friend. First time I have ever been to a place like that. Granted I did feel I was in one of those movie scenes were the hero has to come to place like that and beat up a lackey so he can eventually catch the main villian but it was fun. Granted I did loose some manly points for drinking Diet Pepise since I don't drink alchol.

Overall I think I did well. Several manly things. Only one girl scream,diet pepsi, and a also used a pink strawl to kind of pull down my manly score.

Also i asked a girl out, in person. She lives on my block and she knows I like to walk for exercise. She said yes. Granted I don't know how much credit i deserve for this. Alot of credit has to go to poop. She is in the army and works at the main gate as a guard. I had to go really bad and I was holding it in until I could get to a restroom, so I wasn't thinking straight and for once I did something I wanted to do, without letting my fear of being rejected get in the way and talking me out of it.

Jason

Sounds like you have your manly mojo going on! Forget about telling this chick about your dvd collection, when are you going to tell her about the tranny cheerleader? Gimme a T! Gimme an R!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Also is it me or am I the only one who finds sexy behavior alot of times to be more funny than sexy?

Hopefully both. I find sexuality and slapstick to be a winning combination.

 

[Jayson]

Also is it me or am I the only one who finds sexy behavior alot of times to be more funny than sexy?

Hopefully both. I find sexuality and slapstick to be a winning combination.

I mean sexual behavior can be sexy but unless it is directed towards me it doesn't do much for me. Proably why i'm just not into porn, yet still masturbate like crazy. It doesn't help that when I have watched porn before in the past I basically see sex for what it is. Two animals going at it. Sex is so primtive that I sort of feel embassed for humans everywhere. Yet I still want to have sex so much myself. I guess you got to respect sex. Sex is so important to humans but I also feel like it is sort of reflection as well that no-matter how advanced we become as a society we will always just be animals on some level.

Jason

 

[bigdaddy]

I never pay attention to who the OP is.

So I went "What the fuck....?" and then I saw it was Jayson, for I never blocked for some reason, and realized I wanted to post before this is locked.

 

[Jayson]

I never pay attention to who the OP is.

So I went "What the fuck....?" and then I saw it was Jayson, for I never blocked for some reason, and realized I wanted to post before this is locked.

I don't think this thread will be locked. I don't see anything controversial in it. It helps that most people know by now that I never insult people so if anyone is ever offended by something that I say, they at least know it wasn't my intent.

Jason

 

[SicOne]

Oh and last time I was in a strip club I got a blow job so you're going to have to work on that one.

"Got" a blow job? For free? Or did you have to pay for it? If the former, that is worth boasting about, but if the latter, that is just pedestrian.

And if it's the former, we're gonna need more details (fap fap fap)

 

[Messianni]

Oh and last time I was in a strip club I got a blow job so you're going to have to work on that one.

"Got" a blow job? For free? Or did you have to pay for it? If the former, that is worth boasting about, but if the latter, that is just pedestrian.

And if it's the former, we're gonna need more details (fap fap fap)

So getting your meat sucked by some two bit golfball-through-gardenhose stripper at some undoubtedly seedy strip joint is what's considered "manly" these days?

Wow, I guess it's like they always say, you learn something new everyday.