I declare this a national week of mourning

[Roger Wilco]

Yes, how terrible that Christina Hendricks got married, now none of us have a chance with her anymore...

 

[Emher]

^Which is of course the entire point of the thread

 

[Australis]

Who?

What?

Meh.

And to add the adage: Just remember, no matter how beautiful she is. Some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.

I'm surprised Australis. She's got that je ne sais quoi which turns the heads of even straight women. Angelina has it too. Not that I'm saying you're a woman, mate. No no no no, g'day Blue (slaps back jovially).

No worries, cobblers-- uhh, cobber!

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Who?

What?

Meh.

And to add the adage: Just remember, no matter how beautiful she is. Some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.

I will happily accept her shit for the foreseeable future.

Wouldn't have figured you for enjoying a Cleveland Steamer.

Well I am more of a watersports guy, but then again it all depends on who's dishing it out.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Yes, how terrible that Christina Hendricks got married, now none of us have a chance with her anymore...

Well if we all stuck with fantasies about who on television we could actually get we'd never get past public-access shows.