I can make us rich! I just need a fat person and midget!

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Four words...Magic Midget Monkey Porn.

Go!

I think you just made him cream himself ...

 

[USS Triumphant]

But did you get fat people having sex with midgets, or did you just get fat midgets having sex?

Both.

:shudder:

 

[Squiggy]

Simpsons did it.

 

[Squiggy]

Took me a few minutes, but I found a movie of a midget banging a fat girl.

Ebony too. Bonus!

 

[Jayson]

I guess we need a twist then if someone has beat us to the market. How about "celebrity fat person sitting on midget porn". Verne Troyer strikes me as someone that is up for anything and I think the fat fighter pilot from the first "Star Wars" movie might still be alive.

Jason

 

[USS Triumphant]

All we probably really need to do is find the "outtakes" from Boston Legal featuring Shatner and the midget he was dating.

I might even watch that at least once. She was kinda cute, and he's, well, Captain frikkin' Kirk.

I can see it now - "I'm not too big, am I? I wouldn't want to ... scare the hell out of Bethany."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Simpsons did it.

Don't start the flame war.

 

[jamestyler]

Took me a few minutes, but I found a movie of a midget banging a fat girl.

Ebony too. Bonus!

Theres a brilliant one out there somewhere of a midget making a woman vomit. I wish I'd bookmarked it.

How fat are we talking here, and how small? I know some weird people.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Time traveling Ninja monkeys who capture a race of naked Zombie midgets. The Zombie midgets bow to their overlord, a sentient cave creature named Zilknor, who gains power from the sweat glands of overweight Elvis impersonators dancing the hula in miniskirts wearing Al Jolson halloween masks. The secret of their sweat? It contains pure monkeyshine, a chemical found in the water that was shipped from a Vaseline Petroleum plant in Flint, Michigan but ran aground on what they thought was a rocky outcropping but turned out to be the steeple to the First Mormon Church of Atlantis, which sits off the coast of Bermuda but was ignored because of knockneed salmon bees who sting you and then die while swimming upstream. Anyway, these sweat droplets produce sexual powers in lesbian accountants who only file in triplicate on a Thursday afternoon after Jerry Springer, but before The People's Court. This aligns the moon to focus on the tiny island and power the cave god, who faintly resembles Raven Riley, but only from the side and only when the tide is high and depositing old glass bottles on the beach, and the only way to stop them is to perform oral sex on a Pepino melon while singing "Battle Hymn of the Republic".

Seriously, Jayson, it's so simple a cayman could do it.

J.

STOP STEALING MY MIND-THINKINGS THAT I HAVEN'T WRITTED DOWN YET!

I mean...that's literally word for word...sheesh...

Perhaps all the Brain-Twitter Paranoia is justified after all.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

I guess we need a twist then if someone has beat us to the market. How about "celebrity fat person sitting on midget porn". Verne Troyer strikes me as someone that is up for anything and I think the fat fighter pilot from the first "Star Wars" movie might still be alive.

Jason

Lose the midgets. Midget porn went out with the Spanish Inquisition. Think rhinoceros.

There has to be a market for people that like to watch people having sex with rhinos. Can you picture a person having sex wth a rhino?

Maybe you can, But I won't...