"Our" team is gonna need another starting shortstop now
Um. Which team you talkin' about?
Yeah i'm rather confused myself.
I came out. Yay me.
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I figure at this point, a "Team RamRod" joke wouldn't go over very well. 
I figure at this point, a "Team RamRod" joke wouldn't go over very well.
It's better than a "Rod Roddy" joke.
^ Anything would be better than that. 
We should have a competition. The most creative double entendres. 
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I figure at this point, a "Team RamRod" joke wouldn't go over very well.
It's better than a "Rod Roddy" joke.
I'm getting slow in my old age. It took about 3 seconds for me to get that, and when I did, << shudder >>.
And I love holding hands. Since I am a rather small person I tend to date guys who are much taller than myself and I like to snuggle up under them in restaurants and at the movies. *sigh* It makes me feel safe and loved.
Oh really now? What are you doing this weekend?
Wait a minute. I missed this! I have no idea how though.
Oh and I am free this weekend.
And I love holding hands. Since I am a rather small person I tend to date guys who are much taller than myself and I like to snuggle up under them in restaurants and at the movies. *sigh* It makes me feel safe and loved.
Oh really now? What are you doing this weekend?
Wait a minute. I missed this! I have no idea how though.
Cool! I'd be glad to host you if you don't mind driving 9 hours...
You can meet somewhere ... in the middle perhaps.
We have a party now.
Total sausage fest.
Total sausage fest.
^ Eeeewww! Did you have to drive the thread right into the gutter? We are celebrating a coming out here not starting an orgy. 
9 hours? Grandpa here can't sit for that long.
Cool! I'd be glad to host you if you don't mind driving 9 hours...
9 hours? Grandpa here can't sit for that long.
^ Eeeewww! Did you have to drive the thread right into the gutter? We are celebrating a coming out here not starting an orgy.
Wait a minute. I missed this! I have no idea how though.
Cool! I'd be glad to host you if you don't mind driving 9 hours...
9 hours? Grandpa here can't sit for that long.
I want to cuddle you Astro Smurf and look into your beauitful blue eyes.
Awww 
That's sweet.
That's sweet.
Wait a minute. I missed this! I have no idea how though.
Cool! I'd be glad to host you if you don't mind driving 9 hours...
9 hours? Grandpa here can't sit for that long.
That's what audiobooks are for.
My car has an AUX port, so i plug in my Zune when i go anywhere. 
Actually they only wrote the English lyrics. Falco wrote (and performed) the original song, in German.
I'm pushing 40 and I'm not married, happy *or* gay. Hope to get the first two taken care of; struck out on the third, though I do like the occasional Erasure song.
Speaking of which, I'll be in NYC in a few months and I gotta hone my skillz. I have this ability - and this only works in New York - to spot a lesbian couple at a distance of several hundred feet. I'm like a lesbian bloodhound. In fact that's a great name for a band. Lesbian Bloodhounds. Kind of a fusion of synth pop and thrash metal.
And for what it's worth, I have absolutely nothing whatsoever against gay marriage. In fact I'm fully in favor of it (and of the repealing of "don't ask don't tell"). A lot of people think I'm gay because I think that. Well, phhbbbbt.
^ Eeeewww! Did you have to drive the thread right into the gutter? We are celebrating a coming out here not starting an orgy.
Cool! I'd be glad to host you if you don't mind driving 9 hours...
9 hours? Grandpa here can't sit for that long.
I want to cuddle you Astro Smurf and look into your beauitful blue eyes.
Are you closer than a 9 hour drive?
(And kids, audio books do nothing to sooth my bad back.)
Comfy pillows? Fly? Have him come to you?
Also, what did you do to get a bad back?
(Yes, i had to go there. I AM Shameless after all. )
Also, what did you do to get a bad back?
(Yes, i had to go there. I AM Shameless after all.
)
Bah. You got gas money?^ Eeeewww! Did you have to drive the thread right into the gutter? We are celebrating a coming out here not starting an orgy.
9 hours? Grandpa here can't sit for that long.
I want to cuddle you Astro Smurf and look into your beauitful blue eyes.
Are you closer than a 9 hour drive?
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