^^ If she has a cell phone, she could have been calling from your driveway.
In which case, creepy.
I am investigating the world of Online Dating.
- Thread starter RoJoHen
- Start date
In which case, creepy.
Git 'er done!
Then do i have to repeat myself? 
Yes there is that.
Oh please. If it's still out there, I can throw up the link to a Blog that exposes all of the scams that eHarmony plays on people. Like every other dating site, eHarmony trolls for the almighty dollar and will do anything to hook people.
^But it worked for him.
This is teh Internet Thingy. I take everything I read with about 10lbs of salt.
And gays.
apparently if you're a bissexual Hindu it screws up with their algorithms or some nonsense. That's the reasoning they give, anyways.
I knew it was all math's fault!
^^ If she has a cell phone, she could have been calling from your driveway.
In which case, creepy.
If she wants to jump your bones, not much to complain about.
Another annoying thing...the sites gimme the hotties...that live 100's, if not 1000's of miles away. I then did a manual search for hotties in the south eastern michigan area....with the exception of several lesbians, all I got were a bunch of trainwrecks that, instead of dating, I outta throw peanuts at.
To anyone actually thinking of moving to Michigan, especially the south eastern portion....DON'T, or I'll need to kick your eye myself to beat some sence into you.
MeanJoePhaser
Admiral
Online dating. The thread is too long to dig through, but here's some translations.
"Like to travel" = "likes to spend your money travelling, high maintenance"
"Family is important to me" = "If my family doesn't like you, you haven't got a chinaman's chance of building a snowman in hell"
"No head games" = "I'm damaged goods due to psycho ex's."
"I'm easy going" = "Most people like me and I get along with most people, but I'm really a perfectionist when it comes to dating, and the odds of you ever fitting my criteria are nill." (If they were really easy going, would they be single and using internet dating?)
"Want kids someday" = "Parent trap...as in 'I'll trap you into becoming a parent.'"
"Looking for a well educated..." = "GOLDDIGGER"
"I'm a mutt" = "I'm so boring I think my actually uninteresting ethnic heritage mix is worth noting in a personal ad."
"Are their any real men out there?" = "Looney woman, stay away....the statement implies all sorts of possible issues."
"Any good guys left?" = "see above"
"I want a person who will motivate me." = "I can't afford a life coach or I'm a sheep."
"Like dining and going out." = "High maintenance, obviously, possible golddigger."
"Homebody" = "Dead cat in freezer"
"I'm shy" = "I haven't released my sex tape yet."
"Just want to be friends" = "I have someone already, but am playing the field."
"Like to travel" = "likes to spend your money travelling, high maintenance"
"Family is important to me" = "If my family doesn't like you, you haven't got a chinaman's chance of building a snowman in hell"
"No head games" = "I'm damaged goods due to psycho ex's."
"I'm easy going" = "Most people like me and I get along with most people, but I'm really a perfectionist when it comes to dating, and the odds of you ever fitting my criteria are nill." (If they were really easy going, would they be single and using internet dating?)
"Want kids someday" = "Parent trap...as in 'I'll trap you into becoming a parent.'"
"Looking for a well educated..." = "GOLDDIGGER"
"I'm a mutt" = "I'm so boring I think my actually uninteresting ethnic heritage mix is worth noting in a personal ad."
"Are their any real men out there?" = "Looney woman, stay away....the statement implies all sorts of possible issues."
"Any good guys left?" = "see above"
"I want a person who will motivate me." = "I can't afford a life coach or I'm a sheep."
"Like dining and going out." = "High maintenance, obviously, possible golddigger."
"Homebody" = "Dead cat in freezer"
"I'm shy" = "I haven't released my sex tape yet."
"Just want to be friends" = "I have someone already, but am playing the field."
Code:
"Are their any real men out there?" = "Looney woman, stay away....the statement implies all sorts of possible issues."Meaning: I like banging 'bod boyz' and I should go after the decent guys for a change, but who am I kidding, gimme more Kid Rock, Colin Ferrel and Tommy Lee wannabees.
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