I, Mudd
It’s a routine day on the Enterprise, and McCoy even has the liberty to remark on the uncharacteristic taciturnity of a new arrival to the Enterprise. Mr Norman is unemotional, passionless, and dedicated to his duty, something that irks McCoy no end. Unfortunately, he makes this observation to Spock, which heralds one of their trademark exchanges on the nature of humanity. It’s a shame really, for while they are sniping, Norman is up to no good, quietly diverting the ship, and setting up a booby trap to stop the crew from regaining control. By the time Kirk and his crew realises what is going on, Norman, revealed to be an android is standing deactivated on the bridge, while the ship heads off to a mystery planet. Four days later and the ship arrives, while at the same time that Norman reactivates. He invites Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Uhura and Chekov down to the planet to meet its king. To Kirk’s amazement, that king turns out to be Harcourt Fenton Mudd, who was last seen busy rehabilitating at the Federation’s pleasure. Now Mudd is king of a planet of androids, most to his own, personal, lascivious design, and all serving his every whim, every whim except one that is. They won’t let him leave. The androids are determined to learn all about humanity, and it’s to that end that the Enterprise has been commandeered and brought to the planet. Harry believes that with 400 new humans to study, they won’t mind him leaving. He’s wrong. Having studied the nefarious, greedy, unprincipled Mudd, the androids have decided that humans as a species need to be protected from themselves, and if it takes enslaving them through android servitude, answering their every whim, so be it. Kirk has a whole planet of machines to outwit, or the Federation will fall. But this time it may prove impossible, with his crew being tempted by sex, immortality, ultimate knowledge, and a pretty nifty engineering workshop.
If there is one thing that Star Trek was not renowned for, it’s an excess of continuity. The episodes were usually stand alone, without reference to earlier events, and character development was non-existent, a healthy reset button at the end of each episode salving everyone’s wounds and easing their emotional burdens. Hell, half the first season went by before the background of the Star Trek universe began to settle down. Then out of the blue comes I, Mudd, which not only refers to earlier events, but also is actually a sequel. Mind you, after Khan, Harry Mudd is perhaps the most memorable character to grace Trek, and while Khan eventually got a cinematic revisiting, who can begrudge the intergalactic trickster another bite at the Trek cherry?
And thank God for Mudd, for without him this episode would be just another dreary remix of earlier Treks, with What Are Little Girls Made Of’s dream of an android utopia, combined with The Cage’s benevolent captivity. As usual, Kirk delivers the coup de grace to another uppity computer, and this time the crew get to join in the fun, befuddling and bamboozling intelligent machines left, right and centre. It would all be so tedious, were it not for the larger than life, Technicolor, expansive splendour of Roger C. Carmel as Harry Mudd. His very presence elicits a smile, and with exquisite dialogue such as his, he acts nearly everyone of the screen. He and Shatner have some great moments too, I love the moment when he wearily decries his fate, and chronicles the ill turns in fortune that have led him to such a sorry state, which Kirk duly translates as a list of felonies and misdemeanours.
It’s also fun seeing the Enterprise crew offered temptations by the androids, giving us insight into their characters. Chekov, the red-blooded mop-top that he is, simply gets offered sex, although when he learns that the Alices are ‘fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques’ he quickly gets a handle of Mudd’s character. Spock is offered knowledge, McCoy is offered the chance to research, Scotty gets a new toolkit, but the most interesting temptation of all is the offer of immortality to Uhura, with a full android body prosthesis predating Ghost In The Shell by thirty years. What’s fascinating is that Uhura actually is tempted by the idea of having her brain removed and installed in a machine (Oddly this doesn’t seem as atrocious here as it will in Spock’s Brain). It makes you wonder what Uhura is tempted by, immortality itself, or the idea of eternal youth? Is it vanity or more? It’s another moment that gives the lie to Picard’s evolved humanity, as does Norman’s observation that humanity is aggressive and acquisitive, an appellation later applied to the Ferengi (Mind you, he did solely have the example of Mudd to go on.
Illogic once again saves the day, but in a typically 60s way. Spock recites some atrocious poetry, Chekov and Uhura dance to silence, and Scotty dies under a barrage of whistle phasers. It’s time for the director to break out the old fisheye lens, in one of those zany episodes. The only sticking point in the episode is the gross assumption that Spock makes that the androids are all interlinked and co-ordinated through some central mechanism that they can target. There is absolutely no evidence or justification for this statement, and the way he simply announces it is an example of story dictating the dialogue. There is actually no reason why each android can’t be independent and fully conscious. But the story’s resolution wouldn’t have worked if this had been the case.
The show’s budget does become apparent. We hear that the entire crew has been evacuated from the Enterprise, but we only see Scotty unceremoniously escorted in by a ‘Borgus Frat?!?” The rest of the crew remain invisible for the duration. Despite this, despite some very dated illogical antics, and despite the re-visitation of some staple Trek themes, this episode stands out. It does so quite naturally for Mudd himself, a character who to this day ranks as my favourite guest star, but also for the strong writing. I love the opening, it’s sharp and well-constructed, and the almost flippant way that Kirk reacts when the ship begins to career out of control is very much in character, but restrained panic begins to set in as only as he learns that more and more of the ship’s functions are out of the crew’s control. Also, these androids would fit right into any Asimov novel. These aren’t the malicious terminators of dread robot fiction, but the benevolent overseers governed by the three laws. These are the same robots in that seeing that humanity is inherently self-destructive, will formulate a Zeroth law and endeavour to protect humanity from itself. So we get the flamboyant Mudd, without the drug-dealer/pimp overtones of Mudd’s Women, with a robot story with distinctive Asimovian overtones. I’m in Trek heaven with this episode.
And Kirk really does have a vindictive streak, leaving Harry at the tender mercies of five hundred Stellas.