The neighbor has Terducken. Turkey crammed full of duck and chicken. They brought us over some... Its... well... better that Tofuerky.
So if it's used as a side dish, shouldn't it be called Condimenting? I hear the word "dressing" and I think "salad".
You people are terrible! I love you anyway. I voted the turkey option, and also the Lady Gaga option. J.