Plecostomus
Commodore
Ok enough serious holiday shit, lets have some fun. 
Humorous Thanksgiving Poll
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Plecostomus
Commodore
*POKE*
A
Amaris
Guest
Oh, God, don't poke! I'm stuffed! 
J.
J.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Oh, God, don't poke! I'm stuffed!
J.
What, they crammed bread up your ass as well? Told you to stop acting like a turkey online!
He may burst. 
Plecostomus
Commodore
He may burst.
Wet cleanup to the Misc Department, Wet Cleanup Misc Department.
I'm thankful i don't have to clean that up. 
Whoever votes for 'multiple orgams' and is female, please come (*snigger*) to my office.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Well he does run this shit, i guess it's only fair that he cleans it up too ...
I knew you'd have a "________ crammed up ________'s ass" option in here, but even I was surprised it'd be the first option.
I wholeheartedly approve of this fucking poll. There was nothing crammed up the ass of my $8 rotisserie bird, though. I feel cheated. 
Plecostomus
Commodore
Turkey, yes. Stuffing crammed up its ass, no. Had that separately.
And definitely no )(#%* "turducken".
Side note: Yes, it's called STUFFING. Anyone who calls it "dressing" should be beaten like a rented mule.
And definitely no )(#%* "turducken".
Side note: Yes, it's called STUFFING. Anyone who calls it "dressing" should be beaten like a rented mule.
Lady Gaga, no doubt.
^ please, I just ate...
Plecostomus
Commodore
So the body of Christ is represented by bread right? So does it strike anyone else as odd that we take the body of Christ, butter and oil it, and cram it up a turkey's ass?
"Did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" - Bill Engvall
I'm thankful for Lady GaGa and Jack Daniels.
It's stuffing if it's stuffed in the bird.
We have chicken and dressing. The chicken is cooked, pulled apart, and sprinkled throughout the DRESSING. Yum!
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