How would you escape from hungry wolves,like in The Grey film?

[sojourner]

Breakout the tennis ball.

"here boy, get the ball! get the ball, boy! there it is, here it goes, I'm gonna throw it now...."

 

[Mr Light]

I'd do stuff to them

 

[Bob Karo]

http://youtu.be/CYftgjODlDk?t=5m47s

 

[Admiral2]

http://youtu.be/CYftgjODlDk?t=5m47s

Um, okay...but where would you get the hammer, sword, superman suit and '57 Chevy?