How Santa does it.
- Thread starter All Seeing Eye
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For the answer, just watch him http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html. Or, if you have Google Earth - http://www.noradsanta.org/en/track3d.html.
My 7yo, who isn't sure if he's real, is intent on watching his every move with BOTH versions running.
My 7yo, who isn't sure if he's real, is intent on watching his every move with BOTH versions running.
Cocaine, No-Doz, and Cookies. Salty snacks up in the sleigh. I don't know how he keeps doing it.
Santa is a Time Lord. The sleigh is his TARDIS. Gallifreyan technology allows him to store a lot of gifts in a (relatively) small bag.
I think this explains it quite well.
I was going to make a comment about Santa calling in help from the Doctor each year, but this makes so much more sense. It bothers me a little that the Doctor being the only Time Lord left means Santa was killed by Daleks in the Time War, though.
All hail Salamander Claus!
Toy companies pay Santa to give away free samples of their products on Christmas. It helps keep their brand names in the public eye, so they make a net profit in the long run. Meanwhile, this means that Santa doesn't have to worry about copyright infringements, and he makes enough money to pay his elf workforce, complete with health insurance benfits.
Nuts ya beat me to this post, lol
be he him self also can travel at warp 10 he has to be quick down and up those chimneys.
But it makes the most sense
If he keeps warping space at those speeds in the same areas, he'll eventually distabilize the fabrice. We all remember that TNG episode, right? ;-)
Childsplay...
We're using radar, ground to air missiles, and 0.50 cal machine guns.
That sleigh's coming down....
Childsplay...
We're using radar, ground to air missiles, and 0.50 cal machine guns.
That sleigh's coming down....
"We got a red sleigh down!"
Childsplay...
We're using radar, ground to air missiles, and 0.50 cal machine guns.
That sleigh's coming down....
I hpoe you had better luck than I. All I found in my traps was an old boot with fur trim and a note saying "that's all you got, loser?!". The note was wrapped nicely with a pretty bow and lots of ribbon though.
Childsplay...
We're using radar, ground to air missiles, and 0.50 cal machine guns.
That sleigh's coming down....
I hpoe you had better luck than I. All I found in my traps was an old boot with fur trim and a note saying "that's all you got, loser?!". The note was wrapped nicely with a pretty bow and lots of ribbon though.
Pfft, last year I got his entire big toe.
It's a WIP.
Hopefully we'll get somenew Supreme Court Justices in a few years and I can secure better/more secure funding.
A few years back my 12 year old asked a similiar question. I tried telling him that there is a little bit of Santa in each of us, and when we buy, wrap, and give presents to our family and friends, we are like Santa's helper's, and with our help he can "deliever" to all the boys and girls in the whole world.
He didn't buy it, so since we had just re-watched "Back to the future" I told him he used Doc Brown's machine to make duplicates of himself.' And he replied "Oh, that's why we can see Santa in the mall taking pictures, and then out side of the mall ringing a bell?"
I told him "Yeah, that's right", and he smiled and forgot about it.
He didn't buy it, so since we had just re-watched "Back to the future" I told him he used Doc Brown's machine to make duplicates of himself.' And he replied "Oh, that's why we can see Santa in the mall taking pictures, and then out side of the mall ringing a bell?"
I told him "Yeah, that's right", and he smiled and forgot about it.
A cousin of mine is mother had her daughter believing in Santa even at age 12. I know it's hard to believe, but we live with these people! They go to school with your children. ;-)
