Consider a tungsten carbide drill bit. It won't corrode.
Future archaeologists will probably think they served ritual purposes. Past civilizations made them of tungsten carbide, because they knew they wouldn't corrode, which symbolized a long fertility.
They'll also find random bits of stone with holes in them, that exactly match the diameter of these metal penises, and those stones were no doubt where the sticks were placed during sun worship, where they would harness the sun's rays during the solstice and be invigorated.
If that was a serious or even half-serious post, I think you seriously underestimate archaeologists and science.
I'm betting she got the idea from this book. I remember this SO well from when I was little!

http://www.amazon.com/Motel-Mysteri...3QBI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1308229524&sr=8-1