TheLonelySquire
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Go with Super Colon Blow. It's like eating 10,000 bowls of regular Colon Blow.
How is your colon?
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Go with Super Colon Blow. It's like eating 10,000 bowls of regular Colon Blow.
But just make sure you stock up on the air freshner...and matches..plenty o' matches....
Super Colon Blow sounds like the worst band name... ever.
Commander Rabbit
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Nope, not that obvious. Before I actually read the original post, I was all set to respond, "Fine, thanks. Sharing a key w/ the semi-colon, as usual." How disappointing. I LOVE talking about punctuation! LOL
If anyone is pooping less than once or twice a day in here they need to get checked. Fecal matter contains dead bacteria and other harmful waste toxins. If its just sitting around it releases harmful toxins back in to your body. Thats why your body is processing food waste and coming out your butt. If you have a "movement" every other day or a few times a week. THIS IS BAD!
Your bowel movements should be clay like and never hard. Read up
http://ezinearticles.com/?What-is-a-Normal-Bowel-Movement?&id=417558
And keep on A "movin"
The only time I've ever needed to go more than once a day was when I was sick. I go every other day, but keep in mind I eat less food than most people (I usually skip breakfast and lunch unless I'm really hungry or I wake up early enough).
Breakfast AND lunch? How remarkably unhealthy.If anyone is pooping less than once or twice a day in here they need to get checked. Fecal matter contains dead bacteria and other harmful waste toxins. If its just sitting around it releases harmful toxins back in to your body. Thats why your body is processing food waste and coming out your butt. If you have a "movement" every other day or a few times a week. THIS IS BAD!
Your bowel movements should be clay like and never hard. Read up
http://ezinearticles.com/?What-is-a-Normal-Bowel-Movement?&id=417558
And keep on A "movin"
The only time I've ever needed to go more than once a day was when I was sick. I go every other day, but keep in mind I eat less food than most people (I usually skip breakfast and lunch unless I'm really hungry or I wake up early enough).
If anyone is pooping less than once or twice a day in here they need to get checked. Fecal matter contains dead bacteria and other harmful waste toxins. If its just sitting around it releases harmful toxins back in to your body. Thats why your body is processing food waste and coming out your butt. If you have a "movement" every other day or a few times a week. THIS IS BAD!
Your bowel movements should be clay like and never hard. Read up
http://ezinearticles.com/?What-is-a-Normal-Bowel-Movement?&id=417558
And keep on A "movin"
The only time I've ever needed to go more than once a day was when I was sick. I go every other day, but keep in mind I eat less food than most people (I usually skip breakfast and lunch unless I'm really hungry or I wake up early enough).
Are you a man? I've never heard of a man skipping meals like this....they just can't do it?!?!?!?
I skip breakfast and lunch every day and lookit me!
I'm a man, yes. I don't have any kind of eating disorder, I just don't have any appetite. I can go for a couple of days without feeling hungry. If I wake up past lunch time I just wait until dinner to eat, and if I've never really been a lunch person. As a result my BMI is like 17.5. I've got no idea why my appetite is so low, but even when I eat lots I don't gain any weight and I'm not losing any weight like this so I don't care.
Exactly, you just don't know, so please stop acting as if you do know for certain.So all the people that have used aloe vera through the ages should have died or suffered like dogs all the time?
I don't get it.
No, but they may have suffered from any number of complications or side effects, immediately or later in life. The thing is, with many of these natural cures, you just don't know.
Still waiting for the definitive data about this statement of yours here.
Which is probably what mother nature had intended as a decent life span for us to live.
Ah, holders of ultimate truths, you gotta love 'em.
First, that argument applies to -everything-.
Second, honestly, are you really trying to bash the use of things you can find in nature in favour of artificial chemicals?
I don't know who you work for, but if it's Bayer or Wyeth, they should pay you double just for the effort and passion.
"And that's all I have to say about that", I don't like going around in verbal circles, wasting my time. I gave the OP my advice, now if you have some good advice for him too, go right ahead, since you haven't mentioned anything of real good use for his problem until now.
Psyllium husks (taken as Metamucil orange flavor, once a day) have worked for me. For the person who poo-pooed 
this approach by equating it to a magic pill, I disagree. I have a relatively healthy diet and eat lots of veggies, but I do not like the taste of bread or cereal, so I find it difficult to get enough fiber through normal means.
Psyllium has reduced my ablution time from 30-45 minutes to around 10 minutes. The only drawback is I miss that alone quiet time for catching up on my reading.
this approach by equating it to a magic pill, I disagree. I have a relatively healthy diet and eat lots of veggies, but I do not like the taste of bread or cereal, so I find it difficult to get enough fiber through normal means.Psyllium has reduced my ablution time from 30-45 minutes to around 10 minutes. The only drawback is I miss that alone quiet time for catching up on my reading.
Hold on... I'll hook up the webcam...
Well I really wish I had this no appetite problem.
Just what exactly are you into young man?
*whistles innocently* Noooothing... 
@ 'young man', I'm probably old enough to be your daddy. 
@ 'young man', I'm probably old enough to be your daddy.
You've been a bad girl! *spanks*
(wow, deja vu...)
Virtual? Oh....
*puts pants back on and smiles at everyone in the office...*
*puts pants back on and smiles at everyone in the office...*
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