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How is Janeway sexy?

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Janeway's really bad morning.
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Memo: To Captain Janeway

From: Voyager Degausing Team

I apologize for being late to wishing you a "Happy Mother's Day"... but then again I have no control over the duty assignments since my demotion last year.

(I suggest you bring this up with Lt.Commander Hawthrone and/or Lt G next year, if you want a more timely greeting.)

I trust you had a pleasant day, and that Paris & Kim treated you to a nicer dinner than the leola root stew they had Neelix whip up last year in the mess hall.

I know from helping B'Elanna & Seven on their holoprogram last week, that their gift was a bit more risque this year than the Chippendale Dancers the Delaney twins arranged for you 2 years ago. (Although not quite as robust as that ancient Greek action drama I designed for you last year when I was still your Morale Officer.)

Let me take this time to personally thank you for one very special gift you've given us all over the years, despite rank or standing. Despite being tens of thousands of light years away from home, you've made sure that we didn't feel abandoned... that we didn't lose hope, we didn't feel alone. I hope, that on this ship with 150 loyal crew, you realize the reverse is also true.

Signed....

Crewman J'Rulz!

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Crewman J'Rulz,

I was going to crack on you for the whole Morale Officer fiasco, but that was just too sweet. *wipes tear*

Yours Truly,
Lt. Possum
formerly known as Lt. G
formerly known as the BEST PERSONAL MORALE OFFICER AND HOLOPROGRAMMER EVER!
 
I don't call her Mama Janeway for nothing! ;)

And let me take this opportunity to wish ALL the mothers on the board a late but heartfelt Mother's Day.

:bolian:

Oh... and Lt Possum... I'm predicting promotion by July at the latest!

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Yeah, as I recall, our First Officer gave you a great performance review after y'all spent thirty days in the brig.

Oh, snap!

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Then just close your eyes and watch it in your minds eye... ever so much more vivid than WMM anyday.

Good night all.

Morpheus calls to me.
 
Hmmm. Was cruising CNN when I ran across something "interesting".

A scholarly discussion re: differences between men & women... It may explain the clash of opinions in this thread. ;)

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/09/inside-womens-sexual-brains-preferences-and-porn/?hpt=C2

Fav part of the article... likening a woman's brain's to the cockpit of a fighter jet. :bolian:

Least fav part... "Granny porn"??? :eek:

Give me fan fiction any day! :rofl:

Hey, that was an interesting article. I think it restated a lot of what we already know about how men and women respond to sex, but the mention of fanfic was pretty interesting indeed!
 
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