How is Janeway sexy?
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Janeway's really bad morning.
Kodos. There are no words to express my love for this.
Does anyone have a picture of her doing the hand-on-the-hip thing? That would be a different side.
ROTFLMAO!
I have a few . . .
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy7uyH_mFTo&feature=channel_video_title[/yt]
Memo: To Captain Janeway
From: Voyager Degausing Team
I apologize for being late to wishing you a "Happy Mother's Day"... but then again I have no control over the duty assignments since my demotion last year.
(I suggest you bring this up with Lt.Commander Hawthrone and/or Lt G next year, if you want a more timely greeting.)
I trust you had a pleasant day, and that Paris & Kim treated you to a nicer dinner than the leola root stew they had Neelix whip up last year in the mess hall.
I know from helping B'Elanna & Seven on their holoprogram last week, that their gift was a bit more risque this year than the Chippendale Dancers the Delaney twins arranged for you 2 years ago. (Although not quite as robust as that ancient Greek action drama I designed for you last year when I was still your Morale Officer.)
Let me take this time to personally thank you for one very special gift you've given us all over the years, despite rank or standing. Despite being tens of thousands of light years away from home, you've made sure that we didn't feel abandoned... that we didn't lose hope, we didn't feel alone. I hope, that on this ship with 150 loyal crew, you realize the reverse is also true.
Signed....
Crewman J'Rulz!
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkFayt5sVos[/yt]
From: Voyager Degausing Team
I apologize for being late to wishing you a "Happy Mother's Day"... but then again I have no control over the duty assignments since my demotion last year.
(I suggest you bring this up with Lt.Commander Hawthrone and/or Lt G next year, if you want a more timely greeting.)
I trust you had a pleasant day, and that Paris & Kim treated you to a nicer dinner than the leola root stew they had Neelix whip up last year in the mess hall.
I know from helping B'Elanna & Seven on their holoprogram last week, that their gift was a bit more risque this year than the Chippendale Dancers the Delaney twins arranged for you 2 years ago. (Although not quite as robust as that ancient Greek action drama I designed for you last year when I was still your Morale Officer.)
Let me take this time to personally thank you for one very special gift you've given us all over the years, despite rank or standing. Despite being tens of thousands of light years away from home, you've made sure that we didn't feel abandoned... that we didn't lose hope, we didn't feel alone. I hope, that on this ship with 150 loyal crew, you realize the reverse is also true.
Signed....
Crewman J'Rulz!
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkFayt5sVos[/yt]
Crewman J'Rulz,
I was going to crack on you for the whole Morale Officer fiasco, but that was just too sweet. *wipes tear*
Yours Truly,
Lt. Possum
formerly known as Lt. G
formerly known as the BEST PERSONAL MORALE OFFICER AND HOLOPROGRAMMER EVER!
I was going to crack on you for the whole Morale Officer fiasco, but that was just too sweet. *wipes tear*
Yours Truly,
Lt. Possum
formerly known as Lt. G
formerly known as the BEST PERSONAL MORALE OFFICER AND HOLOPROGRAMMER EVER!
I don't call her Mama Janeway for nothing! 
And let me take this opportunity to wish ALL the mothers on the board a late but heartfelt Mother's Day.
Oh... and Lt Possum... I'm predicting promotion by July at the latest!
And let me take this opportunity to wish ALL the mothers on the board a late but heartfelt Mother's Day.
Oh... and Lt Possum... I'm predicting promotion by July at the latest!
Yeah, as I recall, our First Officer gave you a great performance review after y'all spent thirty days in the brig.
Oh, snap!
Oh, snap!
30 days? 
Au Contraire...
It WAS to be 90 days, but the Captain cut it to 47 when she realized it WASN'T a punishment for us.
(The thread in question... http://trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=125911 )
Au Contraire...
It WAS to be 90 days, but the Captain cut it to 47 when she realized it WASN'T a punishment for us.
(The thread in question... http://trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=125911 )
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That was so much fun. Wish Hawthorne had more time to be silly with us.
Tribute to Mama Janeway
I was hoping to have a video done by today but RL kind of kicked me in the ass this week.
I was hoping to have a video done by today but RL kind of kicked me in the ass this week.
^^
RL has a way of doing that, HBL.
You'll get your muse back soon, worry not.
RL has a way of doing that, HBL.
You'll get your muse back soon, worry not.
Honey your tribute is VERY beautiful.
:: HUGS ::
:: HUGS ::
It's not really the muse.
I have it planned out 
Song picked, ideal scenes in my head, the new WMM on my laptop. Just have to go back home to do it.
And teacake *HUGS*
Then just close your eyes and watch it in your minds eye... ever so much more vivid than WMM anyday.
Good night all.
Morpheus calls to me.
Good night all.
Morpheus calls to me.
Hmmm. Was cruising CNN when I ran across something "interesting".
A scholarly discussion re: differences between men & women... It may explain the clash of opinions in this thread.
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/09/inside-womens-sexual-brains-preferences-and-porn/?hpt=C2
Fav part of the article... likening a woman's brain's to the cockpit of a fighter jet.
Least fav part... "Granny porn"???
Give me fan fiction any day!
A scholarly discussion re: differences between men & women... It may explain the clash of opinions in this thread.
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/09/inside-womens-sexual-brains-preferences-and-porn/?hpt=C2
Fav part of the article... likening a woman's brain's to the cockpit of a fighter jet.
Least fav part... "Granny porn"???
Give me fan fiction any day!
"Man in me"...
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtNYB_wVGDI[/yt]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtNYB_wVGDI
Hmmm. Was cruising CNN when I ran across something "interesting".
A scholarly discussion re: differences between men & women... It may explain the clash of opinions in this thread.
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/09/inside-womens-sexual-brains-preferences-and-porn/?hpt=C2
Fav part of the article... likening a woman's brain's to the cockpit of a fighter jet.
Least fav part... "Granny porn"???
Give me fan fiction any day!
Hey, that was an interesting article. I think it restated a lot of what we already know about how men and women respond to sex, but the mention of fanfic was pretty interesting indeed!
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