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How is Janeway sexy?

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So sad. :(

You know that's what I would've done with Endgame. If she couldn't have Chakotay she could go back and get Jaffen. They weren't too far away.
 
Know this is old and probably been here before (though don't remember seeing :)). Was one of first Janeway vids I saw and still to my mind one of the best (for editing and content)...

Relevant to this thread! :bolian::bolian:

^ Yeah, Froot, we're not going to let you into either the front or the back seat now.

ETA: Excuse me, I seem to have used a verb in that sentence. I meant to say: "We not going to let you".

:wah: Fine. I'll just hang out at the bus stop then. You guys can ride in both the front and back seats of Mair's Mercedes SLK while Possum does the dolphin with her paws.

(Isn't it assumed that poor Jaffen has no genitalia?)
 
:wah: Fine. I'll just hang out at the bus stop then. You guys can ride in both the front and back seats of Mair's Mercedes SLK while Possum does the dolphin with her paws.

(Isn't it assumed that poor Jaffen has no genitalia?)


I'll let you in. Besides it looks like we have to pick Possum up at McD's :lol:

I always assumed he didn't. He may. You never know. :)
 
I think that was just Trek silliness.
1) Jelly fridges.
2) Practically-human aliens without penises.
3) Burned replicated pot roast.

I don't care if it's canon. It's all balderdash.

ETA: What in the world is the Dolphin Dance? I tried to look it up and got nothing but:
1) actual dolphins
2) strip clubs
 
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T.D.P I am LMFAO!!!

I LOVE JAFFEN!!!

If he didn't have any he did a great job keeping her happy anyway!!!

Big big big Jaffen fan.... Yup.
MMmmmm Jaffen, I need a new advitar...
 
T.D.P I am LMFAO!!!

I LOVE JAFFEN!!!

If he didn't have any he did a great job keeping her happy anyway!!!

Big big big Jaffen fan.... Yup.
MMmmmm Jaffen, I need a new advitar...

The scene that introduced the brainwashed laughing :rommie: Tuvok in "Workforce" explained that Jaffen couldn't be insulted by someone disparaging his father since his race didn't have fathers.

Hmmm. :vulcan:

Does that mean the a portion of the audience got what they wanted without realizing it? Kathryn Janeway in a "same sex" (just with "different race") relationship? ;)
 
T.D.P I am LMFAO!!!

I LOVE JAFFEN!!!

If he didn't have any he did a great job keeping her happy anyway!!!

Big big big Jaffen fan.... Yup.
MMmmmm Jaffen, I need a new advitar...

The scene that introduced the brainwashed laughing :rommie: Tuvok in "Workforce" explained that Jaffen couldn't be insulted by someone disparaging his father since his race didn't have fathers.

Hmmm. :vulcan:

Does that mean the a portion of the audience got what they wanted without realizing it? Kathryn Janeway in a "same sex" (just with "different race") relationship? ;)

No it means that in their society women raised their children with other women, men impregnated them but had nothing to do with their upbringing.
 
You know? I brought this up once and nobody played along. I always wondered what the deal was. Is the purpose of a penis only for reproduction? Men urinate from it as well. Even if they don't use it for reproducing does that def. mean they don't have one?
 
You know? I brought this up once and nobody played along. I always wondered what the deal was. Is the purpose of a penis only for reproduction? Men urinate from it as well. Even if they don't use it for reproducing does that def. mean they don't have one?

I still dismiss it as Trek silliness. Hear ye, hear ye, my opinion: Because of the limitations involved in having a human actor play a non-human role, Trek writers generally act as if all aliens are physiologically identical to humans unless a plot point or a joke turned on a difference. I don't have a problem with that if the difference was invented for a sensible reason. Bajorans have some kind of weird hyper-placenta? OK, that had to be said so that Keiko would know that she couldn't reimplant her baby in her own womb. Jaffen doesn't have a father? That was only said to give Tuvok a joke to laugh at. Therefore, it's pot roast and I ignore it.
 
But if there was no father role you could say they don't have fathers as in, someone to insult.

Jaffen MUST HAVE GENITALS. Janeway is way too happy in Workforce for him not to have them.
 
Then what's the point of Vulcan's having green blood? :lol:


I think he did have a penis. But as to the question my little brother's say that the penis still needs to be used for expelling liquid waste from the body.



EDIT: And teacake has a point. Janeway's smile is way too big to not be having sex.
 
But if there was no father role you could say they don't have fathers as in, someone to insult.

Jaffen MUST HAVE GENITALS. Janeway is way too happy in Workforce for him not to have them.

Well, I tend to agree, but . . . there are other . . . NEVER MIND.

Then what's the point of Vulcan's having green blood? :lol:

Spock's green blood was kind of multi-purpose, plot wise. In various episodes, it determined whether or not he would be vulnerable to attack by certain alien creatures (ex. "The Man Trap"), or whether or not he could get a particular disease (ex. TAS "The Pirates of Orion"). And of course, Spock was the Original Vulcan, so the rest of them, and the Romulans, have green blood, too.
 
Where is Dancing Doctor these days? This thread needs DD!!!!!

And yes, genitals. I want to believe Jaffen's world was a completely female raised society, the men impregnated and then did their little work thingies that they were okay at, everything was run by teh wimmin. This is why Jaffen was attracted to Janeway, she was obviously a hot leader even if she couldn't remember it.
 
What I really wonder is why people always argue about Jaffen's penis. Wouldn't it make more sense to dispute whether or not he had testicles?

I am not trying to be funny. Think about it.
 
Yeah! DD we miss you!

He may have had testicles. But how would the female be impregnated if he didn't have a penis?
 
The choices seem to be that there is either no father biologically or culturally. Maybe they are self impregnating and don't need men to reproduce but the men are born just for FUN and relationships. So men and women are still in relationship but reproduction has nothing to do with them. If that's the case there is no need for testicles but of course there must be some mechanism of puberty.. so there is something hormonal going on there.
 
The transcript says this:

JAFFEN: All of them about my father and he couldn't understand why I wasn't insulted. Finally I just had to tell him. I'm Norvalen, I don't have a father! It wasn't that funny, Tuvok.
TUVOK: On the contrary. The man was ignorant of how your species procreates. His attempt to disparage you ultimately humiliated him. Irony is often a source of humour.

So, my first thought is: Asexual reproduction. The women grow bud-babies or something. The men still need penises to pass urine. But testicles would be irrelevant.

On the other hand, if the women are so different from us that they can spout their own youngun's, I guess the men could pee via some other orifice. And on the OTHER other hand, if they were so different in those two ways, wouldn't their body structures be much more exotic looking?

And it's all moot anyway. 'Cause it's SILLY.

Let's all just look at this now:

blackdress.jpg
 
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