How is Janeway sexy?

[T.D. Possum]

^ Yes, that is one delicious photo! Welcome, Lurok.

Welcome to you, too, by the way. I know you from a couple of other places, I do believe.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes they rag on J and then when you point out similar decisions made by other captains they go strangely silent.

Anyway I'm off to the dentist. BLECH.

 

[T.D. Possum]

Yes the rag on J and then when you point out similar decisions made by other captains they go strangely silent.

Anyway I'm off to the dentist. BLECH.

Just daydream about KM when you're lying there in the chair. It'll be over before you know it.

Good luck, hon!

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Have fun teacake. I feel your pain.

I have no idea where I found this. But I love it. And whoever made it was brilliant.

 

[lurok]

I have no idea where I found this. But I love it. And whoever made it was brilliant.

Totally. That face says it all And more so, it was great to see Seven taken down a peg by person she most respected...

 

[T.D. Possum]

^ And yet, it was a mother-daughter teaching moment, too.* Janeway was helping Seven learn the lesson of not being a sore loser - something all parents have to help their children learn.

*Leaving aside Janeway clearly looking at Seven's breasts. If you're totally on the "maternal" side of the fence, just assume that was co-incidence.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Totally. That face says it all And more so, it was great to see Seven taken down a peg by person she most respected...

It always is. She was way too smug in the first two seasons she was there.

May I inquire about your signature?

EDIT: Possum how can you not look at them? They're right there! Begging to be stared at.


I still say they're fake.

 

[lurok]

Totally agree. But I'm not a Jeri/Seven hater. I think she (JR) nailed that character and couldn't give a f how she looked. And I loved her relationship with J. The Doc taught her how to act to like a human, but I think J taught her how to be/feel/act.

May I inquire about your signature?

My fantasy. Fits my genotype. But my two fave capts. Especially they way they reacted with 'children' (Jake and Kes/Seven).

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Totally agree. But I'm not a Jeri/Seven hater. I think she (JR) nailed that character and couldn't give a f how she looked. And I loved her relationship with J. The Doc taught her how to act to like a human, but I think J taught her how to be/feel/act.

May I inquire about your signature?

My fantasy. Fits my genotype. But my two fave capts. Especially they way they reacted with 'children' (Jake and Kes/Seven).

Oh I love Jeri. She was amazing. Can't wait for her new show to start.

And Brooks *facepalm* I should have known it was Avery.

I'd like to have just met Kate. Being her child would be too much.

 

[lurok]

You just know they'd have beautiful children (present company excepted).

So I think this counts as sexy Janeway (with bonus Brooks).

 

[froot]

Avery Brooks is massively sexy.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

You just know they'd have beautiful children (present company excepted).

So I think this counts as sexy Janeway (with bonus Brooks).

That's a wonderful pic of both of them!

I like Avery and I love Jeri, a very nuanced actor. She really lights up the screen.

 

[CoffeeAddict]

Welcome to you, too, by the way. I know you from a couple of other places, I do believe.

Thanks, yes indeed you do.

I don't know if this photo is in previous pages of this thread, but it's so darn yummy that it deserves another look if it has.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Is that photo a manip? I've always assumed it was.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Who CARES?

 

[froot]

^

If it is, they did a great job at finding someone with her exact body type. And I've never seen the "original," so I'm inclined to think that this one's legit. Lighting matches up on the face, too.

And I believe that was the first picture ever posted in this illustrious thread, although it was a much smaller size This one is MUCH better!

EDIT: Hairline matches up, too.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

She always looks a little skinny in that pic.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

So I went to find a list of reasons why Janeway is better than Kirk, I found Picard instead.

1. One word: hair
2. More hair than all previous Star Trek commanding officers combined.
3. Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.
4. Beams down to the planet like real Captains should.
5. Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line.
6. Hasn't let an adolescent pilot the Federation flagship -- yet.
7. Commanded ships blown up: Picard: 2 Janeway: 0
8. Voyager needs a female Captain. Its Captain must be willing to admit they're lost and pull over for directions.
9. Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way through.
10. Hasn't quoted Shakespeare -- yet.
11. Looks better in sleepwear.
12. Isn't French with an English accent.
13. "Take this cheese to sickbay!" I don't know why this is here, either, but I loved that line!
14. Will give you two days off to ponder your lifeshattering experience.
15. When Janeway lands her ship, it can take off again.
16. Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to convince them to behave better.
17. To comfort children, Janeway cares for them in a loving motherly way. Picard sings a song...in French...about a monk...who can't wake up for morning bells.
18. The only children on Voyager can be turned off at will.
19. Janeway has a First Officer with a tattoo.
20. She doesn't have any pesky Federation Admirals to get in her way.
21. Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles.
22. Acknowledges freely when she breaks the Prime Directive instead of trying to weasle her way out of it with philosophical ramblings.
23. 30 episodes without surrendering the ship.
24. 30 episodes and Wesley has yet to save the ship.
25. Janeway's holo programs create useful things like doctors and lungs. Picard's holodecks create maniacal evil geniouses who yet again take over the ship.
26. She doesn't need to straighten her uniform every time she stands.
27. Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic!
28. Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt; Janeway would look... no, they can't do that on network television.
29. Cheese
30. Doesn't force her crew to wear awful outfits, unless it is to blend in with a primitive planet.(Unless they're Chakotay)
31. She doesn't waste time learning foreign languages. All lifeforms in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect English.
32. Her engineer does not wear a bananna clip over her eyes.
33. Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments.
34. Doesn't have a Counselor on board (thank God!).
35. Her telepath only lives nine years.
36. Janeway heard the words "boldly go where no man (er, woman) has gone before" and took them to the extreme.
37. 45,000 light-years is one thing. Every point in the universe instantaneously? That's excessive!
38. Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force".
39. Janeway's Security Chief would never grow a ponytail.
40. The high point of Enterprise cuisine were scrambled eggs that only Worf could stomach.
41. Janeway doesn't have to point which way to go when they set off.
42. Maintains an elaborate hairdo that would baffle even Princess Leia.
43. Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris, are YOU ever stupid."
44. Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese. I can't help myself!
45. Hugs her Vulcan from time to time.
46. Has a more manly voice.
47. Doesn't have a starship that splits in half when it's in a tight spot.
48. Has a dog and a significant other, not some damn fish!
49. Kes. Troi. No contest.
50. Neelix. Replicator. Ok, this one's debatable.
51. At least she doesn't have to yell "Hot!" at her cook every time she wants something to drink.
52. Her ship has neat-looking folding warp nacelles.
53. Her CONN officer actually went through the Academy.
54. Her OPS officer can use contractions.
55. Her first officer has a halucinogenic device.
56. None of the crew members' relatives have ever tried to take over the ship, invade the Federation, steal a starship, or enslave all humankind.
57. To help her relax, Janeway's first officer helps her contact her spirit guide. Picard's first officer helps him get . . . to Risa.
58. Riker never smiled at Picard that way.
59. Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted.

EDIT: Found it! It was on Heartwings Star Trek site.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY JANEWAY IS BETTER THAN KIRK

10. Midwest accent is real

9. Didn’t need to pause…between…each word…to think of…the next

8. She never pretended to be a horse

7. Her first officer had a sense of humor

6. She actually got Janice Rand’s uniform off her

5. Can read the fine print without glasses

4. More realistic hairpieces

3. Never once called Starfleet for help

2. When she looks down, she can actually see her toes

1. She could keep her pants zipped for weeks on end

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

"That Janeway.. she is a helluva woman."

 

[JanewayRulz!]

^ And yet, it was a mother-daughter teaching moment, too.* Janeway was helping Seven learn the lesson of not being a sore loser - something all parents have to help their children learn.

*Leaving aside Janeway clearly looking at Seven's breasts. If you're totally on the "maternal" side of the fence, just assume that was co-incidence.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

It isn't just that "they" are in the way... given the height difference of the two actresses, Jeri's "assests" are probably the first thing IN her line of vision no matter where Mulgrew looks.