how do you view yourself?

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Yes, I know.

 

[Gepard]

Yes, I know.

Modest?


(I actually agree. )

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Yes, I know.

Modest?


(I actually agree. )

Why thank you, dear sir.

Modesty Schmodesty; never heard of it.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Not only am I dashingly handsome and sculpted like a Greek God, but I'm also clever. To compound my cleverness, I have an intellect the size of a Plutoid and charisma to match - by those virtues, I can get any woman into my bed in less than 12 parsecs.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Not only am I dashingly handsome and sculpted like a Greek God, but I'm also clever. To compound my cleverness, I have an intellect the size of a Plutoid and charisma to match - by those virtues, I can get any woman into my bed in less than 12 parsecs.

Not for nothing, but a parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

And, can you do the Kessel run in less than that?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Not only am I dashingly handsome and sculpted like a Greek God, but I'm also clever. To compound my cleverness, I have an intellect the size of a Plutoid and charisma to match - by those virtues, I can get any woman into my bed in less than 12 parsecs.

Not for nothing, but a parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

Nonono,

No.

No.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Not only am I dashingly handsome and sculpted like a Greek God, but I'm also clever. To compound my cleverness, I have an intellect the size of a Plutoid and charisma to match - by those virtues, I can get any woman into my bed in less than 12 parsecs.

Not for nothing, but a parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

Nonono,

No.

No.

Yes. I love Italian. And so do you.


Wait ... no.

 

[Gepard]

Wait ... no.

Yes.

 

[captcalhoun]

If we're speaking strictly physically, as in the original post, my view of myself is changeable. Some days I feel great about my appearance -- really beautiful. Other days I am literally disgusted by my own reflection, and a little voice in the back of my head whispers nastily, "You're a disgusting cow. A fat, ugly, disgusting cow." Those days suck. I'm one of those people who will never be satisfied with her appearance, sadly. Even when I think I look really good, I don't feel sexy.

don't listen to the voice! you're gorgeous! you're sexy! you're one of the most beautiful women i've seen who's not a Hollywood actress (and we all know how fake they are!)

 

[Emher]

^Yeah gotta go with calhoun here, you sexy as hell girl! Though I totally understand the self consciousness seeing as several people are trying to convince me in the picture thread that I'm a goodlooking man and I have a hard time believing them.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ This is true.

And thanks to RJ too. But what he doesn't realize is that every time I see a picture of him I get the oddest sensation that I know him from somewhere. I find that very comforting... which makes me want to hug him and then rifle through his book collection when he isn't looking.

You may be thinking of Steve Landesberg from Barney Miller. Or David Letterman.

And, of course, as a creative genius.

Oh sorry you were serious.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

If we're speaking strictly physically, as in the original post, my view of myself is changeable. Some days I feel great about my appearance -- really beautiful. Other days I am literally disgusted by my own reflection, and a little voice in the back of my head whispers nastily, "You're a disgusting cow. A fat, ugly, disgusting cow." Those days suck. I'm one of those people who will never be satisfied with her appearance, sadly. Even when I think I look really good, I don't feel sexy.

TSQ you're a wonderful person ...Just remember, you're helping kids and that is the beautiful part of yourself.

Me? I'm fucking batshit insane.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Wait ... no.

Yes.

No.

 

[Goji]

If my avatar is any indication, I view myself as a ten year old boy in frightening clown makeup.

It's as good an explanation for me as any other.

 

[Gepard]

Wait ... no.

Yes.

No.

And so do you.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Yes.

No.

And so do you.

Yes.

 

[Holdfast]

James Bond.

I have something of an overdeveloped ego...

I always viewed you as a more Mary Poppins type.

I saw Mary Poppins the Musical this weekend and kept thinking of Holdfast. It was ... disturbing.

Awesome.

 

[thestrangequark]

Thanks Capt, Emher, and chef, you guys are very sweet.

 

[Newski]

Thing is, I have my past self esteem problems constantly haunting me, and just the type of person i was before I turned my life around. So sometimes I slip in to old habits.

Some days I look in the mirror with that fat geeky kid mentality.... And think I'm hideous and will never get a girlfriend ever again... My life is going nowhere, I'm 24 and still live at home.... Still in a two year college....


Then i remind myself that I've raised 6,000 dollars for a short film about Mermaid Fetuses, am so awesome that I get to pick and choose who I sleep with (no random whores for me!), and all my relationships (save one) were meaningfull. I'm strong willed, good looking, hard working, and completely leaving all my peers in the dust.


So I go from depressive and self loathing to the most arrogant bastard I can be.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Thanks Capt, Emher, and chef, you guys are very sweet.

You're welcome =) But, Quark, you're an interesting and very sweet lady. I mean, what you do is something that goes under the books and that is helping to teach our next generation. You should be an inspiration for many.

The greatest story you told was when you took your children to the museum. What a wonderful thing to do.