How do you top it?

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Move closer to her. My girlfriend and I lived 500 miles apart and last year I moved down here to be with her even though I'd rather she had moved up to San Francisco. Of course it took 9 years, but we are both procrastinators.

 

[Biffette]

Since it was YOUR suggestion that she do it in order to win, I think you should graciously let her win.

Dude, Commander Rabbit is right. Speaking as someone whose husband has another woman's name tattooed on his hip, I hope you end the competition before there are possbily negative long-term consequences.

 

[Australis]

Tattoo "welcome aboard" on your penis.

'Down Periscope' was on the tv over the weekend.

 

[JonathonWally]

Get her name tattooed across your knuckles, Ozzy style.

 

[ByrdMan]

Two words: Donkey Punch. She'll never see it coming!

 

[Capn Flukie]

Tattoo a picture of her vagina on your forehead.

If anyone asks just tell them your a Cardassian.

 

[Captain Ice]

If you live 500 miles apart how do you know she's actually got a tattoo and this isn't another prank?

Word.

Have you had any verification that this is, in fact, a permanent tattoo?

Can you afford/do you have time to fly or drive out to her place and surprise her?

No and No

Besides as my friend says "it's not permanent"

What's not permanent?

Does she read the newspaper? If so, can you swing a half page ad or something?

How about a billboard on her way to work for a few days?

 

[Tim]

Give her your heart. Chicks dig that.

Indy! Covah youah haaht!

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I would say either scrape together the cash for a flight or concede the victory (or, better yet, concede victory and then scrape together the cash for a flight).

 

[nevermore]

^The incredibly young individual is wise.

 

[Griever]

Thanks for the suggestions...I think I'll concede before this gets out of hand.

To those that said that I should break up with her, it kinda defeats the purpose of the competition.

And the pictures that she sent allowed me to confirm that it was real this time.

So I will concede for now...but the game will be back on when I eventually show up on her door step with my stuff...

 

[Tim]

So I will concede for now...but the game will be back on when I eventually show up on her door step with my stuff...

Good luck with that.

 

[Velocity]

A guy I was dating painted my name on his car (this was a looooong time ago). I was pretty embarrassed to be riding around in a car with my name on it. But you can have a car repainted and I'm sure he did. I don't think I'd like my initials permanently on someone's body either. That sounds like ownership is being announced.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Tattoo the name of somebody she hates on your body.

 

[Shatmandu]

Now she does this and I'm fumbling for a response. So much so that I'm de-lurking and asking for suggestions as to how I can top that?

Pierce your penis and run a chain from it to her key ring.

Joe, togetherness advisor