How come porn is all facials?

[Plecostomus]

Have in the past, her comment is the same as mine.

Thats a shame. I feel bad for you.

Funny, I feel bad for YOU. I don't need porn to make things interesting with the wife.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Have in the past, her comment is the same as mine.

Thats a shame. I feel bad for you.

Funny, I feel bad for YOU. I don't need porn to make things interesting with the wife.

Never said I did either. It makes things MORE interesting.

 

[John Picard]

Thats a shame. I feel bad for you.

Funny, I feel bad for YOU. I don't need porn to make things interesting with the wife.

Never said I did either. It makes things MORE interesting.

Pfffttt. Amateur

 

[Ethros]

Maybe they want to get rid of their acne...

 

[JonathonWally]

Do you have Asperger's or Tourette's? Have the last couple of days taught people nothing about being polite?

I think he has Aspergers.

Doesn't matter, it's not an excuse for saying extremely stupid and distasteful things.

A good friend of mine has aspergers and she would be extremely insulted if anyone told her she should come with an instruction manual, or that she's a "puzzle" Let alone using it as some catch-all to excuse all kinds of behavior.

 

[Freakness]

because they're awesome?

 

[Alpha Romeo]

because they're awesome?

I second that!

 

[hellsgate]

Give me a BBW / pregnant, lactation, family fun, but all of them with internal pop-shots!!

 

[USS Triumphant]

I'm surprised to see this thread on this board based on my previous experience here, and to see its continued existence not only tolerated by the mods but actively participated in by them.

I should add that I'm not offended in the slightest - just surprised.

I enjoy watching face expressions and body motion, the EXTREME CLOSEUP think takes away from that.

If I may, I'm going to make a guess about something very personal about you, and you can confirm, deny, or ignore as you see fit: Pleasuring your partner is more important to you than your own gratification, by a large ratio.

 

[Kommander]

I'm surprised to see this thread on this board based on my previous experience here, and to see its continued existence not only tolerated by the mods but actively participated in by them.

I should add that I'm not offended in the slightest - just surprised.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

This won't be the last time. Actually, this thread is pretty mild compared to some of the other threads that pop up from time to time.

 

[Red Ranger]

Cheaper than a non-X-rated facial, maybe? -- RR

 

[Holdfast]

I see nothing.

No, seriously.

Something's all over my glasses.

You sick bastards.

 

[T'Baio]

cuz disgusting fat chicks get it on the tummy. hot skinny chicks get it in the face.

Do you have Asperger's or Tourette's? Have the last couple of days taught people nothing about being polite?

Ummmmm...

It was giving baio a reflection/rebound/reality shot.

Umm...what? I have no idea what you're talking about.

And Holdfast? Eww.

 

[Holdfast]

And Holdfast? Eww.

How do you think I feel?

 

[John Picard]

Do a Google search for "porn bloopers" and enjoy. I found one where two German guys were tag teaming a woman and the one accidentally nutted all over the other guy's face

 

[Gil T.Azell]

because they're awesome?

I second that!

Some more than others, I saw one where the chick had her face 'painted' just by one dude, she was gaging on the spluge.

 

[hellsgate]

I'd rather go down on a girl after an internal (vag) pop-shot but I don't see the point in busting a nut all over a girl (or whomever)'s FACE. I'm sorry but I just don't understand the "gift" of someone's willing self-degradation to being "painted" or "gagging" during oral.

 

[RoJoHen]

"internal (vag) pop-shot" might be the best combination of words I've ever read.

 

[ThankQ]

Why is that porn nowadays is almost all facials? I mean, 95% end in a facial. I'm just not really into facials all that much.

You gotta' search forever for a good belly shot.

I'm not wild about the facials, either. Some reasons I think:

1. The chick usually has a pretty face. Highlight it.
2. Demonstrates that the woman exists for the man's pleasure.
3. Domination. Woman on her knees, man standing over her.

My problem with the facial is not the facial itself, but what it porn is teaching women.

Lick the cum, play with the cum, blow cum bubbles, blah blah blah. NO NO NO! What you do with the cum is not important. It's what you do with my PENIS shortly before, during and after the orgasm. That's a wonderful time to be nice to the penis. I give a rat's ass about the cum. I don't feel shit when you blow a cum bubble. Make the penis happy, not the ejaculate.

And, really, what's up with the guy letting the girl blow/stroke him right up to 5 seconds before he comes and then HE takes over and jacks himself off??!!??

HUH? YOU HAVE A HOT CHICK RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! You have a hot chick in front of you-I have a computer screen in front of me, and you end up doing exactly what I'm doing! What the hell? If I had a hot chick in front of me I woudln't need to be watching you, and I sure as hell wouldn't be leading myself to the promised land! Why are you?

Dave's Rules:
When you have no chick, do it yourself.
When you have chick, don't do it yourself.

Seems pretty simple to me.

 

[Roshi]

Why is that porn nowadays is almost all facials? I mean, 95% end in a facial. I'm just not really into facials all that much.

You gotta' search forever for a good belly shot.

I'm not wild about the facials, either. Some reasons I think:

1. The chick usually has a pretty face. Highlight it.
2. Demonstrates that the woman exists for the man's pleasure.
3. Domination. Woman on her knees, man standing over her.

My problem with the facial is not the facial itself, but what it porn is teaching women.

You know, I had pretty similar views as yours. Until one day, when I was asked to. There are women simply turned on by facials.
Who am I to deny pleasure to my GF?