How come porn is all facials?

[The Badger]

Giving or receiving?

 

[Alpha_Geek]

I suppose that the shot (no pun intended) is used because the most common ending for this type of activity can't be photographed because... umm.. there isn't room for a camera, camera man, director, and focus puller in there?

and I didn't say "key grip" on purpose!

 

[JoeZhang]

I never understand why anyone with access to the internet still pays for porn. It's one of the few trades where it's far more fun to watch two enthusiast amateurs than a professional with big hair, false nails makes strange fake looking faces.

 

[exodus]

Giving or receiving?

OH SNAP!

 

[loldrey]

You don't really have a lot of room for bloopers in porn. If you bust one in the wrong spot, you're either going with that or the movie is trash. Not like you can easily redo on the spot.

 

[exodus]

You don't really have a lot of room for bloopers in porn. If you bust one in the wrong spot, you're either going with that or the movie is trash. Not like you can easily redo on the spot.

Stock footage.

 

[JonathonWally]

You don't really have a lot of room for bloopers in porn. If you bust one in the wrong spot, you're either going with that or the movie is trash. Not like you can easily redo on the spot.

Sure you can, just ask Peter North.

 

[exodus]

You don't really have a lot of room for bloopers in porn. If you bust one in the wrong spot, you're either going with that or the movie is trash. Not like you can easily redo on the spot.

Sure you can, just ask Peter North.

Dear Peter,


Teach me......

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You don't really have a lot of room for bloopers in porn. If you bust one in the wrong spot, you're either going with that or the movie is trash. Not like you can easily redo on the spot.

You need to watch more porn (words to live by). Sometimes they're full of obvious edits, especially at the end of the scene. Occasionally they even call in a stunt penis.

 

[Plecostomus]

Frankly I gave up on porn when it became all ZOMG EXTREME CLOSEUPS of a shaft sliding in and out of a hole. Really I can go downstairs and watch the punch-press do the same thing and it makes the same noises if I forget to oil it.

I enjoy watching face expressions and body motion, the EXTREME CLOSEUP think takes away from that.

 

[Sheep]

You don't really have a lot of room for bloopers in porn. If you bust one in the wrong spot, you're either going with that or the movie is trash. Not like you can easily redo on the spot.

There's a clip floating around of some dude who pulled out and managed to hit the cameraman. The reactions were funny as hell.

As for facials, guess I must be out of the porn loop as I thought there were still plenty of belly and ass shots as well.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Frankly I gave up on porn when it became all ZOMG EXTREME CLOSEUPS of a shaft sliding in and out of a hole. Really I can go downstairs and watch the punch-press do the same thing and it makes the same noises if I forget to oil it.

I enjoy watching face expressions and body motion, the EXTREME CLOSEUP think takes away from that.

Your loss

 

[Plecostomus]

Frankly I gave up on porn when it became all ZOMG EXTREME CLOSEUPS of a shaft sliding in and out of a hole. Really I can go downstairs and watch the punch-press do the same thing and it makes the same noises if I forget to oil it.

I enjoy watching face expressions and body motion, the EXTREME CLOSEUP think takes away from that.

Your loss

No not really, I found something(someone!) better to do with my time.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Frankly I gave up on porn when it became all ZOMG EXTREME CLOSEUPS of a shaft sliding in and out of a hole. Really I can go downstairs and watch the punch-press do the same thing and it makes the same noises if I forget to oil it.

I enjoy watching face expressions and body motion, the EXTREME CLOSEUP think takes away from that.

Your loss

No not really, I found something(someone!) better to do with my time.

So why not watch it with her???? Might be fun.

 

[Plecostomus]

Have in the past, her comment is the same as mine.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Have in the past, her comment is the same as mine.

Thats a shame. I feel bad for you.

 

[Kommander]

Porn is not reality. That's the only reason that needs to be given for anything that happens in porn.

cuz disgusting fat chicks get it on the tummy. hot skinny chicks get it in the face.

Do you have Asperger's or Tourette's? Have the last couple of days taught people nothing about being polite?

No, they have not. Also, I find your post offensive. I'm afraid I'm going to have to challenge you to a duel. Four o'clock. Rapiers. To first blood.

Or not, I don't really care.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Porn is not reality.

What? Is that why the hot Fedex girl will never have sex with me when I say "I've got a package for you, too"?

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Do you have Asperger's or Tourette's? Have the last couple of days taught people nothing about being polite?

I think he has Aspergers.

 

[judge alba]

It wouldn't be very entertaining if the parties involved grunted and then fell over asleep.

aha! i knew i was doing something wrong