Horrible one-liners from Enterprise

[SharkD]

"You like your scrambled eggs soft. Have I ever brought them to you any other way?" -Cold Front, Season 1

 

[ChristopherPike]

"Remember. No cheese."

Archer before leaving the ship in Shockwave.

When you leave the ship to meet an uncertain fate (or if you're Robau, the sharp end of pikestaff), you really don't want your last words to be so... domestic.

 

[JiNX-01]

"Sorry, I'm a little on edge. I haven't slept very much, but I'm doing the breast I ... the best, I can."

 

[Mach5]

"Sorry, I'm a little on edge. I haven't slept very much, but I'm doing the breast I ... the best, I can."

Believe it or not, I actually LOL'd at this.

God, how ANIS makes me feel sorry for Archer...

 

[cylkoth]

"Why do I have to answer the poop questions?"..or something close to that.

 

[Mach5]

"Why do I have to answer the poop questions?"..or something close to that.

ARCHER: Here's one from Molly McCook. 'When you flush the toilet, where does it go?' That sounds like an engineering question, so we'll ask Commander Charles Tucker, our Chief Engineer. Trip.

TUCKER: Pause it, will you? (Hoshi does) A poop question, sir? Can't I talk about the warp reactor or the transporter?

ARCHER: It's a perfectly valid question. (Tucker nods at Hoshi to resume recording)

What's so horrible about this?

 

[Dane_Whitman]

"Why do I have to answer the poop questions?"..or something close to that.

ARCHER: Here's one from Molly McCook. 'When you flush the toilet, where does it go?' That sounds like an engineering question, so we'll ask Commander Charles Tucker, our Chief Engineer. Trip.

TUCKER: Pause it, will you? (Hoshi does) A poop question, sir? Can't I talk about the warp reactor or the transporter?

ARCHER: It's a perfectly valid question. (Tucker nods at Hoshi to resume recording)

What's so horrible about this?

In fact, it's one of the little things that made me connect with ENT in a way VOY never managed.

 

[cylkoth]

"Why do I have to answer the poop questions?"..or something close to that.

ARCHER: Here's one from Molly McCook. 'When you flush the toilet, where does it go?' That sounds like an engineering question, so we'll ask Commander Charles Tucker, our Chief Engineer. Trip.

TUCKER: Pause it, will you? (Hoshi does) A poop question, sir? Can't I talk about the warp reactor or the transporter?

ARCHER: It's a perfectly valid question. (Tucker nods at Hoshi to resume recording)

What's so horrible about this?

It's-a-POOP-question!

 

[NathanielM]

"You like your scrambled eggs soft. Have I ever brought them to you any other way?" -Cold Front, Season 1

Spock: Doctor, Would you care to assist me in peforming surgery on a Torpedo?

McCoy: Fascinating.

Fight Scene against Chang in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered country.


A little out of place and character.

 

[Dane_Whitman]

"You like your scrambled eggs soft. Have I ever brought them to you any other way?" -Cold Front, Season 1

Spock: Doctor, Would you care to assist me in peforming surgery on a Torpedo?

McCoy: Fascinating.

Fight Scene against Chang in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered country.


A little out of place and character.

A little ouf of forum and thread.

 

[JB2005]

The Gazelle Speech...

 

[SharkD]

"Pity, though. I was rather getting fond of the name... Stinky."
...
"You smiled when I said the word... Stinky!"
...
"Stinky!"
- Malcom, Season 1, Episode: Shuttlepod One

 

[Sovay]

"You're the captain. Can't you order the storm to calm down a little?"

Seems like it was supposed to be funny but just fell flat on its ass instead. MEH.

 

[apenpaap]

"Pity, though. I was rather getting fond of the name... Stinky."
...
"You smiled when I said the word... Stinky!"
...
"Stinky!"
- Malcom, Season 1, Episode: Shuttlepod One

Yeah, but that turned out to be pretty funny when he woke up and Tucker asked him who Stinky was.

 

[Treknut]

"Here's to the Next Generation !"

As we try not to gag on all the TNG being shoved down our throats in TATV

 

[ChristopherPike]

^ Cheers for that. I had been working really hard to repress my feelings 'bout that too.

Just after Reed and Trip have their "All Good Things..." exchange, that moment where Troi (speaking to Riker) more or less gave away the fact Trip was a goner...

It was at that point, I found a new appreciation for Rock stars who throw television sets out of hotel windows.

 

[Middleman]

God, how ANIS makes me feel sorry for Archer...

Made Archer look pathetic. I'm surprised that Bakula didn't beat Bragga's head in with a baseball bat. (The New York way of settling disputes)

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm doing the breast I can...BEST, I meant."

Archer's lowpoint. And that says a lot considering the Gazelle Speech.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here's to the Next Generation !"

As we try not to gag on all the TNG being shoved down our throats in TATV

Yet one more reason "TATV" is like bad sex with someone in leather and rubber. Only less pleasant.

 

[SFRabid]

Archer to Trip: "When was the last time that you, ummm, you know."
Trip: "Captain?"

That is from a cut scene. Both actors looked very uncomfortable with the dialog. I think it was in the same episode as "doing the breast I can".