Hey let's have some science jokes..

[JanewayRulz!]

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

You pull down their genes.

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ETA:

A mathematician and an engineer participate in an experiment.

Both are placed at the end of the room and a beautiful model is placed at the other end. A question is asked, how many moves will it take for them to cross the room and reach the model, if with each move they leave half the distance between them.

The Mathematician says, "Logically, if I leave half the distance with each move, I'll never reach the model.

The Engineer just rolled her eyes at that answer and started to walk across the room, counting as she moved. "One, Two, Three.... Close Enough!"

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Poor Jimmy was a chemist's son,
Now Jimmy is no more
He found a beaker on the shelf
And drank it by the door
T'was not much longer after that,
Poor Jimmy hit the floor...
What Jimmy thought was H20
Was H2SO4

 

[HIjol]

What did the Photon say to the hotel Bellman who asked for his bag?

"No thanks, I'm traveling light."


What did the Photon say to the Higgs Boson?

"Wow, you are Massive!"


What do you call a Camel without a Hump?

"Humphrey"