The new Enterprise looks like a dog with its penis extended (lipstick-style), ready for action.
Jesus, Sam.
I just spat out my coffee....

The new Enterprise looks like a dog with its penis extended (lipstick-style), ready for action.
The new Enterprise looks like a dog with its penis extended (lipstick-style), ready for action.
Jesus, Sam.
I just spat out my coffee....
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"Our weapons are ineffective captain, the ship appears to be composed of matter from a parallel universe!"
"My gods!... a dreaded reboot-class vessel!"
"Captain?"
"We're doomed! Set self-destruct! Get to the escape pods, and don't forget your sombreros!"
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The new Enterprise looks like a dog with its penis extended (lipstick-style), ready for action.
Jesus, Sam.
I just spat out my coffee....
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I'm right, though, aren't I?![]()
Jesus, Sam.
I just spat out my coffee....
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I'm right, though, aren't I?![]()
It's going in my sig.![]()
Actually this pic does more to DISprove your point. The new Enterprise seems to fit in well when placed with the other Big E's. Thanks to you, I like it even more now!"Our weapons are ineffective captain, the ship appears to be composed of matter from a parallel universe!"
"My gods!... a dreaded reboot-class vessel!"
"Captain?"
"We're doomed! Set self-destruct! Get to the escape pods, and don't forget your sombreros!"
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I dare you to look at it now and not think that.![]()
It's going in my sig.![]()
I dare you to look at it now and not think that.![]()
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The new Enterprise looks like a dog with its penis extended (lipstick-style), ready for action. This is definitely Kirk's ship.
You're fucking kidding me right? Please tell me those idiots didn't just destroy EVERYTHING that is Trek by turning the ffing warp engines in a jet engine. You know, I SAID over and over again, how Abrams ridiculous bullshit talking seems he has NO idea about physics and reality whatsoever, and now it's true.
Actually I think they have a far far better grasp on reality (and physics) than you. In reality, in which I am sitting, in which this FICTIONAL STORY TAKES PLACE ON A SCREEN we actually have no idea how to travel faster than light... Plenty of hare-brained ideas but no concrete methods or ways to prove or disprove them.
Which of course, would make it completely NOT part of Star Trek, not even a friggin' alternate timeline and reality it would be complete bullshit.This is where the FICTION part of science fiction comes in. For 40 years or so we've used SUBSPACE as a method of getting around relativity. Perhaps the new movie will, maybe it will come up with a different method,Do these complete morons not understand a little thing called relativity? That little problem with NOT BEING ABLE to go FASTER THAN THE SPEED of LIGHT, by simply pushing on something.
It IS the story. It's part OF the story. That Star Trek is actually based in science instead of a meaningless fantasy bullshit.maybe it doesn't matter how the ship works after all but maybe the STORY itself is more important?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcubierre_metricReally? Fully functional? Can you provide proofs? Verified by major established scientific centers? Verified by peer review? I'm almost certain this is a vapor on your part sir, because if there was a valid theory that could be tested/replicated at will in a lab setting, one that throws Relativity to the wind... we would have heard about it. Funding would be POURING IN. Sadly a quick check of Google shows this to be untrue.
And has absolutely nothing to say about anything; they're just 2 hours of popcorn with your eyes closed and mind shut. It is indeed, a sad show of how bad the state of affairs is.For a meaningless pile of shit Star Wars sure has a huge fanbase, far more presence in the media, and a much much bigger revenue stream than Trek does at the moment. Remember: Any single Star Wars movie has out-grossed any single Trek movie because they put the babble and canon on the back-seat and do whatever it takes to bring the casual AND die-hard fans in.
You're the one who brought it up. Especially considering that most "fan designs" are really just the TOS Enterprise done without the limitations of having to physically build a model on a shoe-string budget and time.I do believe that the beloved TOS Enterprise has some details sticking out that could be "shot off." And as much as I hate to say it, the fan designs do not count when it comes to Studio Produced Official Product. Our designs just don't matter, can't matter and never will matter to the people in the offices. Bringing in "fan design" and "fan-canon" and "accepted fact" it's just meaningless in the face of what the studio decides to put out.
Actually, that's where you're wrong. You see, the basic concept was in Franz Joseph's Technical manual, which was reiterated by the creator of TMP, and those concepts were reused in later technical manuals.Here you go assuming that warp drive works in reality. Reality man. It does not. In fact we HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE ENGINES WORK, just some clever doubletalk based on science and engineering. How the hell do you run fusion reactors without massive cooling sinks and heat radiatiors? I'm sorry but there is no basis on which to base your assumption that the design of the nacelle struts... nothing that matters anyway. It's pure visual design, not based on a real physical process or understanding of one.
In reality, while your at warp speeds, you're standing still, thus no particles slam into your ship at FTL speeds. For below sublight speeds, you have the deflector dish. And within the Star Trek universe that IS real. There is no need for the pylons to be massive.Finally once again there are particles in space. You still have to move through those efficently with the least use of power.In "reality" it would take far more power to sense, react to, and deflect particles at FTL speed than it would to attract them and consume them. At least that's my understanding of physics Again though none of the stuff mentioned above is REAL. It's all PRETEND. Based on MAKE BELIVE PHYSICS. And it doesn't matter when it's all said and done.No, you don't. For that you have a deflector dish, which bends particles and small pieces of debris around the ship. Which incidentally also has nothing to do with any pylon or warp nacelle.
It's a good thing the Enterprise E didn't look like that - it would still be stuck to Shinzon's ship.
"Our weapons are ineffective captain, the ship appears to be composed of matter from a parallel universe!"
"My gods!... a dreaded reboot-class vessel!"
"Captain?"
"We're doomed! Set self-destruct! Get to the escape pods, and don't forget your sombreros!"
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It's going in my sig.![]()
I dare you to look at it now and not think that.![]()
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so where does the NX 01 stand on the this?"Our weapons are ineffective captain, the ship appears to be composed of matter from a parallel universe!"
"My gods!... a dreaded reboot-class vessel!"
"Captain?"
"We're doomed! Set self-destruct! Get to the escape pods, and don't forget your sombreros!"
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Nice one!![]()
so where does the NX 01 stand on the this?
Well, to be totally fair -- and I say this as a general fan of the new design -- it's John Eaves.
I was under the impression that the bulk of the design work for the new film was handled by Ryan Church. And being somewhat familiar with Church's work from the Star Wars prequels and War of the Worlds, this new Enterprise smacks far more of his aesthetic than it does of Eaves'.
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