"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" - IT CROWD QUOTES

[Lazarus]

You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences.

 

[Kibbin]

This Jen is the internet.
Thats all it takes to get me going, well that and 'The Hawk'

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

What, exactly, is being discussed here?

 

[TheGodBen]

"Couldn't we just have hidden behind those bins?"

"I'm disabled!"

 

[Kibbin]

Oh god I was thinking of the Bin quote, but I couldn't remember the quote.
That too me though it may sound Sacrilegious is up there with Del Boys Chandelier and open bar.

Laser Beam we're talking about 'The I.T crowd' a very funny british sit-com dealing with the I.T department for a large buisness.

 

[Roshi]

"I'm sorry, are you from the past?"

"Memory is RAM!"

"I have it on good authority, if you type 'Google' into Google, you can break the Internet"

"Oh my God!!! Ich bin ein nerd!!!"

And yes, the "I'm disabled" still hurts.

 

[TheGodBen]

"Oh Poppy. To think when we met you were so worried that you came from Iran."

It's not a quote but: "GAY! A gay musical" really cracked me up.

 

[Roshi]

"Aw, fuck off!" and then Moss reboots...

 

[Australis]

When Aunt Irma visits. That was a complete crakup. Moss is a nerd god.

Roy: "DO WE HAVE PMT?!"

www.ladyproblems.com (the site no longer exists, but it did for a while).

TV annouincer: "The rioting has been going on all night. The men involved are young, angry, and almost all of them work with computers. In Tokyo two games designers went on a rampage in a shopping centre and frightened a dog. In Hamburg a group of software developers shouted at a bus. The situation is almost completely out of control.".

 

[Mr Light]

"I HAVE A GUN! I HAVE A RUDDY FLIPPIN' GUN!!!"

 

[Jax]

"I have it on good authority, if you type 'Google' into Google, you can break the Internet"

I love that line

 

[IndyJones]

"I'm sorry, are you from the past?"

That first scene is just golden.

 

[cultcross]

You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences.

You've got my favourite already!

"Man, these piracy ads are gettin' mean"

 

[Roshi]

"I'm sorry, are you from the past?"

That first scene is just golden.

Besides Roy wears a "RTFM" t-shirt in that scene! O irony!

 

[Haggis and tatties]

"FaaaaaaTTHHHEEERRRRR!!!"

 

[Australis]

^

 

[Lazarus]

Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises of... no, that's too formal.

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire... exclamation mark. Fire... exclamation mark. Help me... exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.