Have you ever 'done it' in a forrest?

[trekkiedane]

I don't think I've ever used the word forest before ('wood' would be the word I'd use) and I actually didn't know how to spell it before writing the OP, BUT both those instances of misspelled words are actually due to this ol' Chinese keyboard I'm currently using - it's way past it's sell-by date; the right shift key keeps sticking, quite often letters aren't written -or they're doubled- when I press keys... this little post has already had five of those keyboard errors (that makes six) that I then have to go and correct (seven)

NEED.NEW.KEYBOARD!

ETA: and it's impossible to correct spelling in a poll once it's posted!

 

[Sparky]

So...Yes or No? Don't get me wrong. Other places are great too, but under the stars (anywhere) is great.

 

[SmoothieX]

In a tent numerous times. Not the full deed in a forest but we've stopped for hand relief a few times on long hikes.

 

[trekkiedane]

Are you asking me to define whether Central Park is a forest or not?

'Cause, that's easy; no it isn't -it's a park, like Hyde Park or Bois de Boulogne.

(but you could always call it nature and go with the second option though)

 

[Kestra]

"No, it only happens indoors."

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Yes.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Heh, funny thing, when we were (in the Adirondacks as previously mentioned) we were near a waterfall. I kept thinking "When the hell are they going to turn that damn water off????"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Are you asking me to define whether Central Park is a forest or not?

'Cause, that's easy; no it isn't -it's a park, like Hyde Park or Bois de Boulogne.

(but you could always call it nature and go with the second option though)

actually it's not nature, as such, Central Park is just as artificial as any other. It was made from scratch, as it were. They didn't just section off a huge swath of forest and build Manhattan around it.

 

[Miss Chicken]

In Australia we call it the bush but YES I have done in in the bush along, along time ago while I was still a teen.

I have also done it

On the beach
On a fishing boat
On top of a ferris wheel at night. We had a beautiful view of Hobart - the sideshow was closed at the time but my boyfriend knew the operator. After we finished we had to drop coins on the caravan so that the guy could come out and start the ferris wheel back up to let us off.

All of these were done with the same adventurous young man.

 

[Sparky]

^^^ Damn, on top of a ferris wheel. That would be something.

Never even thought of a boat but I'm land locked so the boat and beach are limited options.

trekkidane, it may not be a forest but it's still counts (in my eyes anyway..just one more place to add to my list )

 

[captcalhoun]

i did it in a Millenium Commerative WI garden at the back of the church rooms on a sunny sunday afternoon. on a bench. and popped me cherry.

how's that?

 

[Bisz]

Does the backseat of a car parked beside a forest count?

 

[Tan Ru]

What about the ants and the mosquitos and the chiggers?

Exposed genitalia and the great outdoors do not mesh...

 

[AstroSmurf]

Yes. Actually it has happened several times. I was even caught by a forest ranger once. Anyone here tried running while putting on pants? It is nearly impossible but can be done if you hold the pants just right.



I just realized that I keep posting in all the sex threads. Maybe I should delete this...

 

[trekkiedane]

Are you asking me to define whether Central Park is a forest or not?

'Cause, that's easy; no it isn't -it's a park, like Hyde Park or Bois de Boulogne.

(but you could always call it nature and go with the second option though)

actually it's not nature, as such, Central Park is just as artificial as any other. It was made from scratch, as it were. They didn't just section off a huge swath of forest and build Manhattan around it.

Afaik it was actually a swamp before they decided to make a park there [Edit: my bad that was only the north east corner] - and even if it's very well manicured I'd still call it 'nature' as it's made of trees 'n such -but hey, I'm a bit of a city boy myself

I hate doing it on the beach... sand gets everywhere!

 

[Chaos Descending]

Yeah, how's your Danish CD?

Bedre end min mongolsk.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Can't believe nobody's brought up the obvious next question:

If you have sex in the forest, and no one else hears you, did you make noise?

 

[trekkiedane]

Yeah, how's your Danish CD?

Bedre end min mongolsk.

Good try, but

 

[Chaos Descending]

Heh. I had to give it a shot. Nevertheless, my Danish IS better than my Mongolian!

 

[trekkiedane]

I don't doubt that! -your Danish sounds a bit Babelfishy though.

Can't believe nobody's brought up the obvious next question:

If you have sex in the forest, and no one else hears you, did you make noise?

Nah, those were just trees falling.