Have you ever 'done it' in a forrest?

[trekkiedane]

Skov- og naturstyrelsen -part of the Ministry of Environment- has a web page where citizens can ask their questions and get an answer.

One woman asks whether it is legal to have sex in the woods.

The answer is, of course, in the positive but also mentions that while doing so you must not be a public nuisance; keep the noise down and do try to do it a bit out of sight from paths (which is a bit of problem in private woods, where the public isn't really supposed to go beyond the paths(!)) and do remember not to leave any items of clothing when you leave.

The forestry executive(?), that answered this question, goes on to suggest that you find a nice and soft place to do it, preferably covered in moss or leaves and without any irritating ants or other insects and even writes about having, on occasion, observed the act of human mating in the woods -or in cars parked in parking areas in the woods- but after convincing himself that the involved parties had taken the necessary precautions to ensure not disturbing other guests in the woods had sneaked off again...

This I read about on the web, where they also had a poll (same questions as this one, for comparison): at the time I read this 47% admitted to having had sex in a forest -how about you?

 

[Sparky]

does in the woods with a tent nearby count?

and yes it was under the stars with the milky way in full view...but not in the tent.

 

[trekkiedane]

does in the woods with a tent nearby count?

I'd think so! but was in it in an official camp site?

and yes it was under the stars with the milky way in full view...but not in the tent.

Oh yeah, under the stars is spectacular!

 

[clint g]

Does Central Park in NYC count?

 

[Sparky]

Does Central Park in NYC count?

Good enough for me.

 

[trekkiedane]

Does Central Park in NYC count?

Good enough for me.

It's pretty big, but is it a forest?

 

[Sparky]

Sorry clintg and trekkiedane, but your sig "so hungry" and your comment "spectacular" just brings up some Dr Who moments

 

[Sparky]

a forest? possibly. Could she see the milky Way?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Yes about 34 years ago while camping in the Adirondacks. it was very nice.

 

[trekkiedane]

a forest? possibly. Could she see the milky Way?

Maybe the wood got in the way...




(Someone had to do it!)

 

[Deckerd]

If a tree falls on you and nobody else is there can you hear a bear being the pope?

 

[Kemaiku]

Does doing it in a parked car thats in a forest park count?

 

[trekkiedane]

If a tree falls on you and nobody else is there can you hear a bear being the pope?

Do the commies have bear lavatories in space?

Does doing it in a parked car thats in a forest park count?

Only if the windows are foggy!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

My wife and I did it while camping once.

Another time, we went down to the river, which is usually really quiet at night, spread out a blanket, and did it under the stars. That was nice. And nobody caught us.

 

[Sparky]

In the forest, by a river under the stars......I think that's a win.

Oh, and with your wife? That's double win.

 

[clint g]

Does Central Park in NYC count?

Good enough for me.

It's pretty big, but is it a forest?

Well, it's not really a forest but it's the best I got

 

[trekkiedane]

Good enough for me.

It's pretty big, but is it a forest?

Well, it's not really a forest but it's the best I got

Ah, second option then!

 

[Chaos Descending]

Interestingly enough, your misspelling in the thread title ensures that I have to answer as a "yes", since I have an ex whose last name is "Forrest".

 

[Deckerd]

Yeah, how's your Danish CD?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Yeah, how's your Danish CD?

Snap!! That's why I didn't give him any grief about the "ad" in the poll question, either.