Has your crotch ever been the most interesting thing in the room?

[Yeoman Randi]

Once, a doctor was giving him a routine hernia exam and wept tears of joy.

Viagra uses him to get in the mood.

He's been awarded the Medal of Honor four times for going commando.

He spontaneously invented boxer briefs one day because he doesn't like to play by your boxers or briefs rules.

He is... the most interesting crotch in the room.




Sorry, the title reminded me of the Dos Equis commercials.

We have a winna!

 

[Mary Ann]

Oh, dear. Little kids don't know the meaning of subtle, do they?

The worse that ever happened to me was when I was working as a teaching assistant and, just as the kids had left the classroom for recess, my stretchy jeans ripped from top to bottom in the middle of my, erm, lower right cheek. To make things more interesting I was wearing a thong, so a helluva lot of flesh was on show. Thank heavens I lived a 5-minute brisk walk from home so during the 15-minute recess I was able to go home with my coat wrapped around my waist to cover my arse, get changed, and get back to work. The teacher thought it was hysterically funny, and rightfully so, but no children were traumatised during the incident so all was well.