We want to carve Romney into our pumpkin this year...however we don't want it to look like we're endorsing him - quite the opposite. So we're thinking of making up a sign above the pumpkin that says "THIS ISN'T AN ENDORSEMENT. LOOK! WE HAVE A VOLT!"
That should keep all of our hippie neighbors from kicking in Romney's face.
That should keep all of our hippie neighbors from kicking in Romney's face.