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Top Gross things of DS9

Number 5: Every Skreeeeeeeeeeeeean

Number 4: Quark in drag

Number 3: Moooooooo-gieeeeee

Number 2: (per Kira) Dukat's Turd breath

Number 1: (yes the thought of it is disgusting) Fish Juice for Breakfast

anymore?
 
- Melora. Not her physical self, however her guh-ross attitude makes me puke.

- Bashir and Melora bragging about eating worms.

- Klingon chef's uber yellow teeth.

- Nog and Quark bragging about eating tube grubs.

- Sisko Sr. bragging ad nauseum about cooking tube grubs for his human customers (he must get a lot of insane whackos in his restaurant)

- Quark, Nagus and various Ferengi bragging about eating bugs and getting high on beetle-snuff

- All the STDs etc. Jadzia must have had (per Ezri admitting she slept with hundreds of people, including the whole station)

- Odo banging the female Founder

- Lwaxana Troi

- quickening victims

- hand cutting to prove not changelings

- BajDukat banging Kai Winn

- Damar banging his girlfriend after Weyoun had his turn with her first

- Every Bajoran nose (they should have to be surgically altered by law to have nose jobs to remove their ridges or replace their noses with non-hideous ones)

- All Bajoran clothing

- Jake's Season 1 leotards

- Nagus' ear and nose hair

- Moogie and Nagus' skin

- Kira's hairdos, most especially the early season uber butchy ones

- Ezri's hairdo

- Jadzia's masculine, manly lumberjacky-ness
 
Bizarro World ver. Kira would be near the top of my list. And this is coming from someone who thinks that Nana Visitor as Kira Nerys is quite hot. But the Intendent made me want to vomit.
 
And I thought the thread was going to be something about Admiral Ross.

Number 2: (per Kira) Dukat's Turd breath
Oh come on, it was obvious that she was just trying to insult him.

- Damar banging his girlfriend after Weyoun had his turn with her first
I don't recall that ever happening, i.e. Weyoun banging Damar's girlfriend,or Weyoun banging anyone, for that matter.

- All the STDs etc. Jadzia must have had (per Ezri admitting she slept with hundreds of people, including the whole station)
I must have missed that, too. You sure it didn't only happen in your mind?


- BajDukat banging Kai Winn
Gross, why? I say, good for Kai Winn. If she was going to betray the Prophets and meet an untimely end, at least she had some fun.


My top pick for the grossest thing on DS9? The entire episode "Fascination" and almost anything that happened in it, apart from Miles and Keiko since they were the only ones acting normal.

The Prophets possessing the body of a human woman and making her have sex with a guy, live with him and give birth to a child, completely against her will. Ugh. And they are supposed to be good guys?! :eek: :wtf:

Jadzia's bachelor-ette party was quite gross, too, especially the stripper. Yuck.

Drunken Klingons.

The symbionts. Call me shalow, but I still wouldn't want to have a huge worm in my belly, whatever else it entails. :rommie:
 
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the hologram of Kira with Quark's head from "Meridian" yet. And of course the entire A-plot of that episode.
 
- All the STDs etc. Jadzia must have had (per Ezri admitting she slept with hundreds of people, including the whole station)

Whaaa? You're seriously taking that overblown bit of BS Ezri threw to piss Worf off as telling the truth? :vulcan:

- Damar banging his girlfriend after Weyoun had his turn with her first

This you're just making up.

- Kira's hairdos, most especially the early season uber butchy ones

- Ezri's hairdo

Blasphemy! Guards, seize this man! :p

- Jadzia's masculine, manly lumberjacky-ness

:lol: :guffaw: Is there a single character who was more clearly feminine in DS9? I'll give you Ezri and Leeta, maybe, but really? Jadzia masculine? :lol:

My top five:

5. Ferengi grub
4. Klingon grub
3. Rom's voice
2. Rom's singing
1. Quark in drag
Prime. Kira with Quark's head from Meridian. Thanks, apenpaap, for reminding me of that image. Dick. :wah:
 
- All the STDs etc. Jadzia must have had (per Ezri admitting she slept with hundreds of people, including the whole station)

Whaaa? You're seriously taking that overblown bit of BS Ezri threw to piss Worf off as telling the truth? :vulcan:

I'm quite sure it's accurate. Ezri isn't a liar and it is also 100% consistent with Jadzia's loose woman behaviours displayed all throughout the series.

- Damar banging his girlfriend after Weyoun had his turn with her first

This you're just making up.
No I'm not. Precious screen-time is spent strongly alluding to exactly that.

- Ezri's hairdo

Blasphemy! Guards, seize this man! :p

I've seen many other DS9 fans also criticize Ezri's boy hairdo. The brig could get mighty full. :p


- Jadzia's masculine, manly lumberjacky-ness

:lol: :guffaw: Is there a single character who was more clearly feminine in DS9? I'll give you Ezri and Leeta, maybe, but really? Jadzia masculine? :lol:

Lumba
Ishka
Pel
Lwaxana Troi
...and pretty much all the rest too.

Jadzia is certainly, really, extremely masculine. :(
 
Jadzia is certainly, really, extremely masculine. :(

In what way? Personally, I have no interest in concepts of "masculine" or "feminine" and don't care if characters (and indeed real people) behave in accordance with them or not, but I wondered what it was you thought was so masculine about her? Anyway, she is a Joined Trill. Male, female, she's been both. I doubt she'd care about any social expectations of difference anymore :). Still, what is it you find so "masculine"?
 
Navaros--have you got PROOF that Weyoun did Damar's girlfriend? I didn't see any evidence of that myself.




BTW, to those criticizing Kira's hairstyle...personally, I liked it because it looked credibly military, and fit the character. I disliked her later cuts, especially that one in Season 7. EWWW!
 
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Originally Posted by Navaros
- Damar banging his girlfriend after Weyoun had his turn with her first

This you're just making up.

No I'm not. Precious screen-time is spent strongly alluding to exactly that.

Quote function not working. I maintain that that was not at all what the episode was implying.
 
BTW, to those criticizing Kira's hairstyle...personally, I liked it because it looked credibly military, and fit the character. I disliked her later cuts, especially that one in Season 7. EWWW!

Yes, Season 7 cut looked too...styled. Too desk-jobby. It didn't really suit her character.
 
- All the STDs etc. Jadzia must have had (per Ezri admitting she slept with hundreds of people, including the whole station)

I'm quite sure it's accurate. Ezri isn't a liar and it is also 100% consistent with Jadzia's loose woman behaviours displayed all throughout the series.
Don't be silly.

Your dislike of Jadzia is not the reason to make yourself look less intelligent than you are. Ezri was not "lying", she was obviously sick and tired of Worf's stupid jealousy and that was her angry response... Only a person who takes everything literally would not figure out that this was not a "yes, I am finally telling the truth" moment, but a "OK, you idiot, if you are going to be so absurd, then I'll stop defending myself/Jadzia and tell you exactly what you want to hear - and make it as absurd as possible! Because I don't need to defend myself to you in the first place, jerk :klingon:" moment.

Maybe Ezri should have put a :rolleyes:smiley at the end of her rant, to clear it up for absolutely everyone. :p
 
I've seen many other DS9 fans also criticize Ezri's boy hairdo. The brig could get mighty full. :p

That's fine, just means more sanity in the world. :lol: Besides, this brig? It's bigger on the inside. :p

:lol: :guffaw: Is there a single character who was more clearly feminine in DS9? I'll give you Ezri and Leeta, maybe, but really? Jadzia masculine? :lol:

Lumba
Ishka
Pel
Lwaxana Troi
...and pretty much all the rest too.

Jadzia is certainly, really, extremely masculine. :(

Like Nasat said, in what way could you possibly mean this? Not physically, that's for sure, which is what I was getting at with my laughter. :lol:

I'm quite sure it's accurate. Ezri isn't a liar and it is also 100% consistent with Jadzia's loose woman behaviours displayed all throughout the series.
Don't be silly.

Your dislike of Jadzia is not the reason to make yourself look less intelligent than you are. Ezri was not "lying", she was obviously sick and tired of Worf's stupid jealousy and that was her angry response... Only a person who takes everything literally would not figure out that this was not a "yes, I am finally telling the truth" moment, but a "OK, you idiot, if you are going to be so absurd, then I'll stop defending myself/Jadzia and tell you exactly what you want to hear - and make it as absurd as possible! Because I don't need to defend myself to you in the first place, jerk :klingon:" moment.

Maybe Ezri should have put a :rolleyes:smiley at the end of her rant, to clear it up for absolutely everyone. :p

Well said. :bolian:
 
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Jadzia was in no way "manly". She was all woman, and I thought Kira looked much better with short hair than longer. It fit her personality and her face shape much better.

And there was nothing at all gross about Winn and Dukat. Disturbing, yes, in a psychological "they are both so using each other" way, but not gross. I think both actors are quite attractive for their respective ages (and I've had a crush on Louise Fletcher forever).

As far as what was gross, I can definitely go with any episode that involved eating grubs.
 
Jadzia is certainly, really, extremely masculine. :(

In what way? Personally, I have no interest in concepts of "masculine" or "feminine" and don't care if characters (and indeed real people) behave in accordance with them or not, but I wondered what it was you thought was so masculine about her? Anyway, she is a Joined Trill. Male, female, she's been both. I doubt she'd care about any social expectations of difference anymore :). Still, what is it you find so "masculine"?
Well, Terry Ferrell is apparently eight feet tall and possessed of strength far beyond that of mortal woman.

She always looked hotter on Becker, though.
 
Well, Terry Ferrell is apparently eight feet tall and possessed of strength far beyond that of mortal woman.

She always looked hotter on Becker, though.

Tall women can't be feminine? Since when?
I wouldn't say that. I'm just suggesting, rather facetiously ;), that I could understand the POV of someone who thinks she isn't.

Personally, I dig tall chicks. They usually look skinnier.
 
Well, Terry Ferrell is apparently eight feet tall and possessed of strength far beyond that of mortal woman.

She always looked hotter on Becker, though.

Tall women can't be feminine? Since when?
I wouldn't say that. I'm just suggesting, rather facetiously ;), that I could understand the POV of someone who thinks she isn't.

Personally, I dig tall chicks. They usually look skinnier.

Aha. Got it now. I have a friend who is 6' 2", and she is extremely hot and quite feminine. The only guys who seem to think she isn't are either shorter than her and bugged by that or extremely insecure.
 
I thought this topic would have something to do with Admiral Ross. :shifty:

On topic: While never actually seen, that alien with the transparent skull Jadzia said she dated. I'm sure he looks pretty gross.
 
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