xortex said:
Nimoy wrote Star Trek VI - Which GR thought was quintessential Star Trek - which showed you how crazy things were getting.
ancient said:
All I know is, Abrams has a horrible track record. None of the Trek movies he's made has ever been good.
Oh wait, that was just my low expectation talking. Ignore him.
Plissken said:
Star Trek has been dead since the series of movies ended. There was a bit of a life-twitch during the first few seasons of TNG, but it ultimately proved to be not happening. The problem is that they didn't remain true to the premise and execution of the original series. That's why everything that came after sucked, and failed. Except for TNG which I guess has some fans, and wasn't too bad the first few seasons.
This movie is really going to suck hard core.
DARK HELMET
(mask down) Have you found them yet?
CORPORAL
No, Lord Helmet. They're still not on the scanners.
DARK HELMET
Well, keep looking for them. (drinks coffee through his mask)
COL SANDURZ
Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie.
CORPORAL
Yes, sir.
CORPORAL walks to a wall labeled, "Mr. Rental." The wall opens. He looks through the selections.
DARK HELMET
Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?
COL SANDURZ
Yes, sir.
DARK HELMET
(lifts up mask) How could there be a cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie. We're still in the middle of making it.
COL SANDURZ
That's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home-video marketing.
DARK HELMET
There has?
COL SANDURZ
Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished.
DARK HELMET
Naaaaa.
CORPORAL
Here it is, sir. Spaceballs.
COL SANDURZ
Good work, Corporal. Punch it up.
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