Going through Hell

[Dayton3]

I wouldn't be interested in risking my time in heaven just to rescue my wife.

I love my wife and daughter dearly.

Here on Earth.

But such relationships are for Earth not for the afterlife.

If I'm in heaven that is where I'm supposed to be.

If my loved ones are in hell that is where they are supposed to be.

I'm not second guessing God.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Lucifer should have a Polish accent and yell things like, "Przeklęcia, pokonywał znowu!!"

No racism please, thankyou.

Will my sword glow when the orcs are nearby?

Whatever tickles your fancy.

I'm not second guessing God.

What if God does this to everybody? what if he tests everybody in this fashion, those who are too selfish and aren't willing to sacrifice themselves to go save their loved ones are the ones who actually end up going to hell.
Think about that for a minute.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Do you leave Heaven and go through hell and fight your way in and out to rescue your partner/lover?

It all really depends on who exactly my partner/lover is.

I'm not second guessing God.

What if God does this to everybody? what if he tests everybody in this fashion, those who are too selfish and aren't willing to sacrifice themselves to go save their loved ones are the ones who actually end up going to hell.
Think about that for a minute.

God would put people into Hell and make them suffer just to test us? Not much of a supreme being, is He?

 

[Gov Kodos]

Lucifer should have a Polish accent and yell things like, "Przeklęcia, pokonywał znowu!!"

No racism please, thankyou.

Will my sword glow when the orcs are nearby?

Whatever tickles your fancy.

I'm not second guessing God.

What if God does this to everybody? what if he tests everybody in this fashion, those who are too selfish and aren't willing to sacrifice themselves to go save their loved ones are the ones who actually end up going to hell.
Think about that for a minute.

"What so ever you do unto the least of my brothers, so you do unto me" That might be lost here.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

God would put people into Hell and make them suffer just to test us? Not much of a supreme being, is He?

Perhaps they aren't suffering, it is afterall just a TEST!
Just because you THINK they're suffering, maybe they aren't. They are put there to see if you go save them but if you don't God brings them to Heaven and send you to hell instead.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Would you or would you not fight your way through hell using just a sword, armour and a shield to save your partner/lover?

I'll do it with just a toothpick.

Seems like you'd have better luck arguing about love and understanding with God than trying to rescue someone from hell using a sword!

But where's the fun in that?

How does a shield save you from the fires of Hell, anyway?

What does God need with a starship?

one more bit to add: if this sword you're getting is so powerful that it can be a threat to the Devil himself, why not take it and hold it up to God's throat, and demand your partner back? Quicker than the Hell route, especially if you're inclined to use the deity-killing sword...

I like the way you think, you double-crossing scumbag!

Jesus answered and said to them, "You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures or the power of God. For in the ressurection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven." - Matthew 22:29-30

Marriages as recognized by God, whether formalized by a court or not, end with this life. Further, my understanding of scripture on this issue says that everyone will be as brothers and sisters in heaven... you'll love everyone equally. That is not to say you'll love your former spouse less but that you, having been perfected in Christ, will love everyone else more. Perfectly, in fact.

Boooooring.

OTOH, I believe theoretically that anyone admitted to heaven who was then able to leave would have the power to kick some major ass in hell. Good and evil are not two equally powerful teams battling... God and His people always win in the end.

You are just buying into his propaganda.

I wouldn't be interested in risking my time in heaven just to rescue my wife.

I love my wife and daughter dearly.

Here on Earth.

But such relationships are for Earth not for the afterlife.

If I'm in heaven that is where I'm supposed to be.

If my loved ones are in hell that is where they are supposed to be.

Meh. Smells like chicken.

I'm not second guessing God.

What if God does this to everybody? what if he tests everybody in this fashion, those who are too selfish and aren't willing to sacrifice themselves to go save their loved ones are the ones who actually end up going to hell.
Think about that for a minute.

O my god, Tachyon Shield for the win. Now I've seen everything.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

O my god, Tachyon Shield for the win. Now I've seen everything.

Don't be shocked, it happens on a daily basis.

 

[judge alba]

i'd robaly go down and get her though knowing her she'd be trying to meet me half way.

by the way what kind of sword? a big long one or a little short one?

 

[Jenee]

Probably a claymore.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

by the way what kind of sword? a big long one or a little short one?

Probably a claymore.

My weapon of choice.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Any sword you want, it can be a custom made Bat'leth if you want.

 

[judge alba]

by the way what kind of sword? a big long one or a little short one?

Probably a claymore.

My weapon of choice.

ooh she could be knackered then if it's a claymore now the Bat'leth . mmm maybe she'll be rescued after all

 

[iguana_tonante]

O my god, Tachyon Shield for the win. Now I've seen everything.

Don't be shocked, it happens on a daily basis.

Then it must be still yesterday since 2000, since I've never saw you winning anything until... nowish.

by the way what kind of sword? a big long one or a little short one?

Given the choice, I'll pick my trusted daisho.

 

[Davros]

I wouldn't be interested in risking my time in heaven just to rescue my wife.

I love my wife and daughter dearly.

Here on Earth.

But such relationships are for Earth not for the afterlife.

If I'm in heaven that is where I'm supposed to be.

If my loved ones are in hell that is where they are supposed to be.

I'm not second guessing God.

So you care more about yourself than you do those you claim to love.

Lucifer should have a Polish accent and yell things like, "Przeklęcia, pokonywał znowu!!"

No racism please, thankyou.

Poles are not a race.

 

[Amaris]

You and your partner have just died, you enter Heaven to find that they are not there. You go to the information desk and the angel there tells you your partner went to hell and will be spending eternity there.
You speak with God and he tells you your partner can be allowed entry into Heaven but you've got to literally leave heaven and battle your way through hell to get them and then fight your way back out in order for it to be allowed. If you are captured however you yourself will also spend eternity in hell.

So the ultimate question is:

Do you leave Heaven and go through hell and fight your way in and out to rescue your partner/lover?

Sure. It's not as if I'm going to die or anything.

J.

 

[Lookingglassman]

It depends, will she still be hot or will the fires of hell have ruined her beauty? If she is all burnt up looking then heck no! I'll start flirting with a hot angel and let her burn in hell, but if she will still look good then I might take a chance and give satan a run for his money.

 

[Jenee]

Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any lower ...

 

[Kemaiku]

^I know...

I only have one significantly important person in my life right now, and shes my best friend not gf or wife. But yes I would. Fuck demons, I have a library of books on how to get rid of them. And since I'm already dead what are they gonna do, heckle me?

 

[Amaris]

^I know...

... Fuck demons...

Only if I had to.


J.

 

[Kemaiku]

^I know...

... Fuck demons...

Only if I had to.


J.

Didn't mean it that way. but hey if you see a really hot Demon down there and I don't mean in the fire and brimstone way then fair enough.

I meant more in the way of Adelia Van Helsing, taking down a Dragon by sticking a spear through its eyeballs, ripping out its bones and carving weapons from them to kill more to get her brother back.