Demons need love, too!
Didn't mean it that way.but hey if you see a really hot Demon down there and I don't mean in the fire and brimstone way then fair enough.
I meant more in the way of Adelia Van Helsing, taking down a Dragon by sticking a spear through its eyeballs, ripping out its bones and carving weapons from them to kill more to get her brother back.
Demons need love, too!
I had an art piece idea with that theme in mind, in a more generally romantic and cute way, but I don't need more religious people mad at me lol.
I would. Especially yours.I'm not second guessing God.
I think it would make quite a good movie or a decent book.
A guy dies and goes to heaven and finds out his wife went to hell due to some kind of accident she made during her life. He speaks with the angels and tells them he wants to go get her but they refuse his request telling him he cannot leave Heaven and wouldn't even make it to her anyway. As he walks away the angels are summoned by God and God tells them to allow the guy to go for his wife and to supply him with the necessary weapons and armour he'll need to give him a fighting chance. Arch Angel Gabriel gives the man his sword, the very same sword that forced Lucifer from Heaven, Arch Angel Michael makes him a set of special Armour which gives him greater strength and Arch angel Raphael give him Shield, whilst ever he holds the shield and defends with it any injurys to himself will be healed. The only way he will die is to have his head cut off.
The Angels take him to the fire cavern, the only way into Hell and send him on his journey.
He battles his way through until he reaches his wife, but Lucifer knows he has come for her and uses her as bate, as he aproaches Lucifer attacks and uses the sword of Arch Angel Gabriel to cut open his chains and get free so he can bring about the apocalypse.
He attacks the guy but he is able to get back the sword of Arch Angel Gabriel and to use the Sword to fight back. Lucifer loses and the guy manages to imprison him in his chains again . The guy then takes his wife and battles his way back out.
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The hero would be delivering the power chords, naturally. Orpheus, of course.I think it would make quite a good movie or a decent book.
A guy dies and goes to heaven and finds out his wife went to hell due to some kind of accident she made during her life. He speaks with the angels and tells them he wants to go get her but they refuse his request telling him he cannot leave Heaven and wouldn't even make it to her anyway. As he walks away the angels are summoned by God and God tells them to allow the guy to go for his wife and to supply him with the necessary weapons and armour he'll need to give him a fighting chance. Arch Angel Gabriel gives the man his sword, the very same sword that forced Lucifer from Heaven, Arch Angel Michael makes him a set of special Armour which gives him greater strength and Arch angel Raphael give him Shield, whilst ever he holds the shield and defends with it any injurys to himself will be healed. The only way he will die is to have his head cut off.
The Angels take him to the fire cavern, the only way into Hell and send him on his journey.
He battles his way through until he reaches his wife, but Lucifer knows he has come for her and uses her as bate, as he aproaches Lucifer attacks and uses the sword of Arch Angel Gabriel to cut open his chains and get free so he can bring about the apocalypse.
He attacks the guy but he is able to get back the sword of Arch Angel Gabriel and to use the Sword to fight back. Lucifer loses and the guy manages to imprison him in his chains again . The guy then takes his wife and battles his way back out.
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It's good, but you need a last minute twist.
Just before they escape Hell completely, the chick hears a noise behind her and she makes the big mistake of looking back. Lucifer - wounded and bleeding - has busted free again and grabs her in a last minute attempt to return her to Hell. Our dreamboat hero turns back, shouts "not THIS time!", and to the background of a few well-chosen rock power chords, slugs Lucifer with an uppercut.
Game over. Cue a fat muse singing.
So he was the inventor of the DOOM Rickroller then?My rewrite makes him a hero for the modern age. No poncing about with a lyre.
So he was the inventor of the DOOM Rickroller then?My rewrite makes him a hero for the modern age. No poncing about with a lyre.![]()
Simon Cowell.So he was the inventor of the DOOM Rickroller then?My rewrite makes him a hero for the modern age. No poncing about with a lyre.![]()
Orpheus:Rick Astley = Lucifer:Pete Waterman??
The music-writing pen is mightier than the bat'leth...Any sword you want, it can be a custom made Bat'leth if you want.![]()
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