GIRL TALKS TO ME FOR THE FIRST TIME

[IHateStarTrek]

i went to a star trek convention, and a girl talked to me for the 1st time

I tried to go to chess club and picking up girls,
ah! i am so cool

 

[LonelyBurden69]

Me too during my research in the science lab this girl asked me for a pencil.
Oh man that got me so "turned on"
Man I'm so cool!!

 

[USS Triumphant]

 

[Sci]

Oh my God. Someone's trading on stereotypes of male Trekkies to insult their masculinity and imply that they're less worthy of individuals than the poster.

Oh noes!!!!11

We've never been the victims of that sort of mocking. Our feelings are hurt!!!!! That's a completely novel and creative insult against people you don't know who've never done anything to you!

I'm going to go cry now.

 

[USS Triumphant]

Someone's trading on stereotypes of male Trekkies to insult their masculinity and imply that they're less worthy of individuals than the poster.

Nah, that can't be it. Someone who would do that would be a rusty douche nozzle. Do you see anyone like that around here?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

F for effort.
F for content.

Come on, you can troll better than this.

 

[USS Triumphant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw

 

[Michael]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw

What ... the fuck ... is ... that?!?

 

[Piper]

What's a girl? Is it like a Klingon?

 

[Misfit Toy]

i went to a star trek convention, and a girl talked to me for the 1st time

I tried to go to chess club and picking up girls,
ah! i am so cool

Me too during my research in the science lab this girl asked me for a pencil.
Oh man that got me so "turned on"
Man I'm so cool!!

One time, these trolls came onto the board, and they thought they were cool. Then an older, better looking moderator caught them. Now they're banned.