Girl Talk (Caption this moment!)

[Nerys Ghemor]

Me too! Haldir, though on the meatier side, is very sexy! You're right up my sister's alley with your love for Elrond.... and he has a great voice!

Legolas is just pure beauty. I'm even willing to ignore the hair. I've always pictured Feanor, for instance, with short, black hair. Oh well.

But how can anyone find a Ferengi cute? Or micro-brain? Klingons....blech.

I never quite understood that. HOWEVER--I think I might understand what Leeta saw in Rom, and I suspect it had nothing to do with looks and everything to do with the fact that he wasn't faking a personality to get in bed with her like a lot of other men must have. I mean, yeah, he definitely wanted her, but he wasn't FAKE. Or demeaning like Quark.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Okay, okay. Enough about Legolas and Rom.

Does anyone have a new caption in mind?

 

[TheGodBen]

EZRI: My sluggy gods, look across the bar, is that David Hasselhoff of Baywatch fame?!
KIRA: No, it's David Hasselhoff of Knight Rider fame.
EZRI: He's more famous for Baywatch.
KIRA: It doesn't matter, Knight Rider came first.
EZRI: Baywatch is the better show, Knight Rider was pretty crap.
KIRA: Crap?! It had a talking car! How awesome would that be?
EZRI: Yawn, we have talking spaceships. I'd rather watch Pamela Anderson's breasts bouncing slowly than some stupid talking car.
KIRA: ...I hadn't thought about it, but you're right. I get arroused just thinking about it.
ODO (IN CUP): I wish I could morph into one of her bathing suits.
EZRI: Hang on, this has turned into yet another juvenile lesbian fantasy.
KIRA: In fairness, it started out pretty stupid, can you imagine any woman being interested in David Hasselhoff?
EZRI: Well, there's always German women.
KIRA: He brought down the Berlin Wall, donchaknow?

 

[Rush Limborg]

("Be careful what you wish for..." )

 

[Rush Limborg]

Okay...I'll have to do it again....

Ezri: So...I got Julian all dejected yesterday. It's not something I'm too proud about...but looking back, it IS pretty funny....

Kira: What happened?

Ezri: I've been reading up on past greats in my profession--and I was reading something from Dobson. I'd set it down to do something--and Julian picked it up.

Kira: ...And...?

Ezri: He seemed to think that my reading choices were a referendum on him, bless his heart. He was all, "Ezri...you wound me!" I had to swear to him that he's perfectly fine.

Kira: ...I don't get it. What does he have against Dobson?

Ezri: Oh, nothing. It was the title of the darned thing that set him off.

Kira: ...So...what was the title?

Ezri: "What Wives Wish Their Husbands Knew About Women".

(long pause)

Kira: Ouch.

Ezri: I know.

(they giggle)

 

[KimMH]

^oh THAT's wicked!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ezri: "Hey, guess who's checking you out from the bar! 'Morn, the Wild Man'!"
Kira: "Oh, is that his nickname? I heard it was 'Morn, who's hung like a Gorn.'"
Ezri: "Yikes!"

 

[Rush Limborg]

^oh THAT's wicked!

Yup. And if you read that book, you'll see James Dobson has a talent for making a reader feel awkward inside whenever the good Doctor talks about...uh...relationships.


Anyway, such a "moment" between Ezri and Julian actually came to me when I actually read the title of Dobson's book.

The punch line would be Ezri, explaining why it doesn't apply to Julian, saying: "Oh, for pete's sake, Julian--we're not even married yet!"

(Awkward pause)

Julian: ..."Yet"...?

Ezri: Ah...well...I-I mean...Look, the point is--this has nothing to do with you!

(Heeh--heeh--heeh! )

 

[KimMH]

poor poor Julian. Does he even stand a chance?

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sure he does. It's just gonna take a while. No thanks to Mike and Andy....

(Yeah, I know. I seriously gotta let that go. But, hey--if it hadn't been for those two and Unjoined, I wouldn't have written those tales in the Fanfic forum....)

 

[Admiral Shran]

EZRI: My sluggy gods, look across the bar, is that David Hasselhoff of Baywatch fame?!
KIRA: No, it's David Hasselhoff of Knight Rider fame.
EZRI: He's more famous for Baywatch.
KIRA: It doesn't matter, Knight Rider came first.
EZRI: Baywatch is the better show, Knight Rider was pretty crap.
KIRA: Crap?! It had a talking car! How awesome would that be?
EZRI: Yawn, we have talking spaceships. I'd rather watch Pamela Anderson's breasts bouncing slowly than some stupid talking car.
KIRA: ...I hadn't thought about it, but you're right. I get arroused just thinking about it.
ODO (IN CUP): I wish I could morph into one of her bathing suits.
EZRI: Hang on, this has turned into yet another juvenile lesbian fantasy.
KIRA: In fairness, it started out pretty stupid, can you imagine any woman being interested in David Hasselhoff?
EZRI: Well, there's always German women.
KIRA: He brought down the Berlin Wall, donchaknow?

TheGodBen, you rock.

 

[TheGodBen]

Thanks. At least somebody appreciates my genius.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Well, TheGodBen, as Dennis Miller once said:

"Some people like their Eminems plain...some like'm with NUTS."

And you, sir...are nuts.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Well, as Dennis Miller once said:

"Some like their Eminems plain...some like'm with nuts."

Good Lord, I even rolled out of my chair when I heard that one on re-airings!!! (Plus I've never heard Mr. Offscreen Man laugh THAT loud in all the time I've ever watched those shows! )

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Yup.

To whit:

Kira: Aw, geez...I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS--why am I laughing???

Ezri: Yes, you DO!

Kira: No, I SWEAR to the Prophets, I dunno what that meant!

Ezri: LOOK AT THE CAPTIONS OF THAT SEXIST PINHEAD, AND TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!

(The two lets loose with ROTFL)

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ezri: "Have you noticed how GodBen's lesbian fantasies are starting to flare up?"

Kira: "Not that we care about such things in this day and age..."

Ezri: "Wow... you look so much like Kira right now. Has anyone ever told you you look like Kira?"

Kira: "I am Kira."

Ezri: "Woah, no way."

 

[Rush Limborg]

I like the first one...but I must admit, I don't get the second one, Jitty--who does Ezri think Kira is?

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

I dunno for sure, but I'm wondering if that's some kind of takeoff on a Cheech & Chong skit...?

 

[DevilEyes]

Me too! Haldir, though on the meatier side, is very sexy! You're right up my sister's alley with your love for Elrond.... and he has a great voice!

Legolas is just pure beauty. I'm even willing to ignore the hair. I've always pictured Feanor, for instance, with short, black hair. Oh well.

But how can anyone find a Ferengi cute? Or micro-brain? Klingons....blech.

I never quite understood that. HOWEVER--I think I might understand what Leeta saw in Rom, and I suspect it had nothing to do with looks and everything to do with the fact that he wasn't faking a personality to get in bed with her like a lot of other men must have. I mean, yeah, he definitely wanted her, but he wasn't FAKE. Or demeaning like Quark.

So.... I'm guessing that you don't quite understand why Trek writers make so many gorgeous, strong, independent women of various races fall for Quark?

I guess I can kinda, sorta understand it... I suppose he has a 'roguish' charm of his own? Even though I can't see it ever working on me. Sorry, Quark, I like you as a character and all, but... no. Just no.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I dunno for sure, but I'm wondering if that's some kind of takeoff on a Cheech & Chong skit...?

I'm not entirely sure either.

It does seem kinda Cheech & Chong-ish, doesn't it?