Girl Talk (Caption this moment!)

[TheGodBen]

EZRI: That was a delicious boiled ostrich egg, thank you for making it for me.
KIRA: That wasn't an ostrich egg, I laid it myself.
EZRI: I didn't know Bajorans laid eggs.
KIRA: Once a month.
EZRI: Interesting. So, can I have another one next month?
KIRA: No, lay your own damn eggs!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^.......

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Yeah, that's just...sick.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I have no comment.

Of course, that in of itself is a comment.

Aaaanyways...

Ezri: "I just set the autodestruct."

 

[DevilEyes]

Yeah, that's just...sick.

I still prefer it to one other comment in this thread... I'll let you guess which one.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Haven't read the whole thing.

That suggests to me I don't want to.

 

[TheGodBen]

^.......

I, for one, would find it preferable to lay a delicious egg once a month rather than "bleed" for several days. But I'm not a lady so I wouldn't be the one going through the experience of laying the egg, I'd just be the one to cook and eat it.

I should really stop, shouldn't I?

 

[Rush Limborg]

Yes.

 

[DevilEyes]

I, for one, would find it preferable to lay a delicious egg once a month rather than "bleed" for several days. But I'm not a lady so I wouldn't be the one going through the experience of laying the egg, I'd just be the one to cook and eat it.

I should really stop, shouldn't I?

At least your comments are just plain wacky rather than offensive and stupid, like... nevermind.

 

[Tallis Rhul]

I, for one, would find it preferable to lay a delicious egg once a month rather than "bleed" for several days.

At least your comments are just plain wacky rather than offensive and stupid, like... nevermind.

Man do I have girls weighed up wrong...

 

[DevilEyes]

^ I'm not sure what you meant by that?

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Translation: "DevilEyes...I have no clue who the 'worse guy' is supposed to be!"

 

[DevilEyes]

^Translation: "DevilEyes...I have no clue who the 'worse guy' is supposed to be!"

Really? I'd think it would be very easy to know. Except that it's not a guy.

 

[Tallis Rhul]

I, for one, would find it preferable to lay a delicious egg once a month rather than "bleed" for several days.

At least your comments are just plain wacky rather than offensive and stupid, like... nevermind.

Man do I have girls weighed up wrong...

^ I'm not sure what you meant by that?

Lol, what I meant was that if girls don't find a comment referring to "bleeding for several days" offensive any more then I can afford to be a lot less tactful at work

 

[DevilEyes]

Lol, what I meant was that if girls don't find a comment referring to "bleeding for several days" offensive any more then I can afford to be a lot less tactful at work

Well, we do "bleed" for several days. I don't get why some people act like it's something embarrassing, it's just a fact.

Other things that (some) men tend to attach to it are annoying... Like the idea that women are incredibly volatile or incapable of acting rationally during PMS (or even during the period)... In my experience, that's complete nonsense. Although I guess it might not be the same for every woman. It's also supposed to be incredibly painful, and I almost never feel any pain at all.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Translation: "DevilEyes...I have no clue who the 'worse guy' is supposed to be!"

Really? I'd think it would be very easy to know. Except that it's not a guy.

It's T'Girl's caption, isn't it?

I know. I hate that one, too.

I mean, yes, Ezri IS younger and hotter than Kira (the latter is purely I.M.A.N.S.H.O.), but...I would think that's not Odo's true feelings....

 

[DevilEyes]

^Translation: "DevilEyes...I have no clue who the 'worse guy' is supposed to be!"

Really? I'd think it would be very easy to know. Except that it's not a guy.

It's T'Girl's caption, isn't it?

I know. I hate that one, too.

I mean, yes, Ezri IS younger and hotter than Kira (the latter is purely I.M.A.N.S.H.O.), but...I would think that's not Odo's true feelings....

Oh, but it's a known fact that every male has to prefer the younger female, and that all females turn into unattractive old crones at the age of 30!



(I've always found Kira hotter than Ezri or Jadzia, but as you pointed out, that's purely a matter of taste.)

 

[TheGodBen]

Lol, what I meant was that if girls don't find a comment referring to "bleeding for several days" offensive any more then I can afford to be a lot less tactful at work

There's nothing wrong with that, it's a biological fact. I've seen it!

Oh, but it's a known fact that every male has to prefer the younger female, and that all females turn into unattractive old crones at the age of 30!

Real men don't care about age a woman's age, it's all about boob size.

 

[Rush Limborg]

--"size" my eye.

Can we get back to the contest, y'all?

Hey, DevilEyes and Nerys--seeing as you're around...would you two like to contibute?

(Don't worry about percieved "funny-ness"--just, what makes you ladies laugh?)

 

[Rush Limborg]

Okay...let me start it off again.

Again, this isn't eligible, because it's my own, but still...

Here we go:

Ezri: ...So Kosst Amojan went to Dahkur. He was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, falling way behind, and he was willing to make a deal....

Kira: (thinking) Oh, Prophets...where does she come up with this stuff?