Girl Talk (Caption this moment!)

[Rush Limborg]

Okay! Here's a nice moment between Ezri and Kira.

So...what are these two lovely ladies conspiring about...?

Caption away!

 

[snakespeare]

Ezri: Boy, am I glad I don't have to say all those pseudo-tech lines that Jadzia had to say. "Captain, there's a quantum whizbang in the proto-whatyamacallit." Now I just spout common psychobabble.

 

[mackula]

Ezri: Say, I heard you really ripped one in the meeting this morning and blamed it on Worf. Nice job!

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Love it! Continuing:

Kira: (snickering) Well, it was his own fault. I overheard him "reminding" Odo that I was pregnant with O'Brien's child. He had it coming.

Ezri: Suuuuuuuuuuuure he did....

 

[Rush Limborg]

BTW, folks, it's perfectly fine, as far as I'm concerned, to post more than once. So, no need to "replace" your previous captions.

 

[Alrik]

Ezri: "So, are Changelings really that good?"
Kira: "Better."
Ezri: "Better? How so?"
Kira: "Let's just say adjustable, and leave it that."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Ezri: "So, you walked in on the Captain?"
Kira: "Uhuh."
Ezri: "So?"
Kira: "Let's just say I was not impressed"
Ezri: "That small?"
Kira: "Like I said..."
Both howl with laughter..

 

[TheGodBen]

KIRA: Tee hee, Odo's in this cup and now he feels sick because I'm tilting him at a 45° angle.
EZRI: You're so sadistic. If you wore a leather outfit I could totally see a mirrored version of myself making out with you.
ODO: I'd be interested in having a threeway involving you, Ezri, but first you have to trim your nostril hair.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Oh, my gosh.

PLEASE can some female fans contribute. I see too much male humor by far, if you know what I mean. C'mon, ladies--you know how you interact with each other...please?

 

[Admiral Shran]

Dax: Okay okay, so I broke Trill taboos by sleeping with Worf again. Haven't you ever done something you regret?
Kira: Well, there was the one time when I almost went on an unbelieveably romantic get-away with Miles while I was pregnant with his child, at his wife's insistence.
Dax: Wow, that's just messed up.

 

[T.D. Possum]

^Oh, my gosh.

PLEASE can some female fans contribute. I see too much male humor by far, if you know what I mean. C'mon, ladies--you know how you interact with each other...please?

I'm female and I can't think of anything to top Alrick's. If I had the chance, I'd've asked Kira that question myself.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^ Wow.

"Relationship analysis" indeed!

 

[T'Girl]

EZRI: " ... well seeing as we're confessing, I screwed Odo yesterday. He said I was much younger and hotter than this old crone he was pity fukking on the side ... "

Kira pours her blazing hot Raktajino into Ezri's lap.

.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Are you allowed to contribute to your own contest?

Guess so--provided your entry isn't considered eligable for the prize....

Okay:

Ezri: I'm thinking of starting a talk show.

Kira: Oh, my gosh....

Ezri: No, really! An advice show, where patients call in for counseling, and all. Maybe, if you'd like to be a co-host....

Kira: Are you serious? No, you don't want me on. I'll just end up getting into arguments. "You're doing WHAT? You're STUPID--get off the line, you IDIOT!"

Ezri: Nerys...

Kira: (Holding up hands) Sorry, sorry!

Ezri: I'll give you a segment of your own.

Kira: Seriously?

Ezri: Yeah, we'll call it Arguing With Idiots....

 

[KimMH]

Ouch! I was thinking something along the line of

Ezri: "So I said 'Julian, we have to learn to be completely truthful with each other so we can learn to count on each other - without complete honesty we'll never reach the point in our realtionship where there are no dount or hesitations. I've have many romances in my lives but only a few great loves and I know you could be one of them and . . . "

Kira: *thinking* "Did I leave the clothes refresher on 'ready' or 'sleep?' . . ."

 

[DevilEyes]

Ezri: I'm thinking of starting a talk show.

Kira: Oh, my gosh....

Ezri: No, really! An advice show, where patients call in for counseling, and all. Maybe, if you'd like to be a co-host....

Kira: Are you serious? No, you don't want me on. I'll just end up getting into arguments. "You're doing WHAT? You're STUPID--get off the line, you IDIOT!"

Ezri: Nerys...

Kira: (Holding up hands) Sorry, sorry!

Ezri: I'll give you a segment of your own.

Kira: Seriously?

Ezri: Yeah, we'll call it Arguing With Idiots....

I like that.
Reminds me of the scene from TNG Man of the People when Deanna was under some kind of telepathic influence or whatever, and had her best counselling session ever... If only she had always been like that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqwYUumrXm0

 

[Tallis Rhul]

Ezri: So it turns out that Julian's not that genetically enhanced after all...

 

[Nerys Myk]

EZRI: So then I told him, fix your own lunch!Who do I look like, Rachel Ray?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Warning: If you haven't been following some of Shatmandu's earlier captions, this one might be a bit obscure.

Ezri: "Morn? Oh, if you want to see that sicko get a chubby, all we'd have to do is get rid of one of these cups!"

 

[Tallis Rhul]

Kira: Whatever you say, Ezri... I'm too busy playing the "see how far you can tip your cup without spilling your drink" game to care...